Dice Will Roll

What happens when a god dies?

Far, far away, a little nosoi psychopomp reads over a forgotten set of prophecies. Each has the same premise: this is what would happen to our world if one of its god dies. From hoardes of undead to terrible earthquakes, one must hope that none of them come true... right?

Join Dice Will Roll on this special episode, where Derry reads the Godsrain Prophecy short stories by Erin Roberts and weaves together ten tales of deicide for you to shiver to. Bewaaaare!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Major Character Deaths. Obviously. Themes of grief, loss, apocalypse and helplessness, imposter syndrome, alcoholism, chronic pain and chronic illness, eaten alive by predators, ego death, bad endings obviously obviously obviously, one surprisingly okay ending :thumbs up emoji:, intense lore dumps

Shadowy forces unite deep within the dungeon, and our heroes are in for hell!

Back into the dark the Fogfen Few delve! Alrik, Silk and Fiore slip back into the Vaults after their weekend off in Otari, keen to find more clues to the mysteries of the Gauntlight. But they're quick to discover: the dungeon is alive, and when they're not here to play, it'll find other people to occupy it. Treacherous foes, dark cults and scary monsters lurk in the shadows, putting together a grim master plan. Will our heroes be able to overcome them? Or are they the next skeletons to decorate the vaults?

Swamps get investigated. Books get collected. Gold gets spent.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what is the nutritional benefit of a tattoo?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Cannibalism, skinning, gore and viscera, uncleanliness, capitalism

Special Thanks to Skye Evangeline for her Patreon Cameo!

Listen to what your heart yearns for, and reach out to love..!

The dungeons are dark, but the sun is bright. The Fogfen Few take the weekend off after a series of harrowing affairs... and their time together sparks some long awaited conversations. Get ready to have extremely amorous experiences in ways you never thought feasible as our heroes take a calm, relaxing time off, and everything comes together rosy and cute. Don't worry about the content warnings, it's fine! Look! They're flirting! Pay attention to that instead! Yaaaaay, love and peace in the beautiful town of Otari with its beautiful seasides!

Secrets get shared. Dreams get dreamt. Dinners get arranged.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the closest to having explicit sex scenes a podcast can get without anything even remotely sexual happening?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, depictions of gruesome player character death, non-explicit erotica, references to sex, self-hatred, unsanitary, allusions to childhood abuse or neglect, non-gendered dysphoria, psychosis-adjacent incidents, hallucinations, carnaphobia, osophobia, allusions to acts of hatred, blood, censored reclaimed homophobic slur played for comedy, violent intrusive thoughts, audience bullying, big beautiful fat gay men

Cannibal librarians lurk in the shadows! Will you survive the Cult of the Canker?

The third floor of the dungeon is a maze of bookshelves, the stench of rotting flesh in the air. The Fogfen Few have quickly found themselves accosted by gruesome ghouls, demanding they donate their flesh to the grand Refleshening Ritual, and it's not sounding like it's gonna be a tooonne of fun. Maybe they had ought to consider it, though? Would cutting off your ear count as a charitable donation for tax reasons here..? No? Then hell no, get out of here, ghouls! It's the living versus the undead in unlucky episode 13... where I'm sure everyone will come out completely untraumatized!

Plans get hatched. Chairs get lounged on. Whispers get heard.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there a spell to identify jerky?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of cannibalism, head trauma, lots and lots of blood, zombies (kind of?), traumatic incidents, bad endings, major character peril, themes of breach of taboo, sexy chair lounging

Our heroes spend some time in Otari... what secrets shall we learn about them today?

It's not all swords and sorcery in the town of Otari. The Fogfen Few approach the end of their first week in the dungeons, having only scratched the surface of whatever lies below their town. But they can't just rush blindly into battle... sometimes, you need a little break! As Fiore, Silk and Alrik go through some of their daily lives, hints of their past will be revealed... all before they return to the Abomination Vaults and face their fears below!

Hair gets ponytail'd. Lutes get strummed. Sacrifices get requested.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should people in a fantasy world just cut their losses when someone goes missing?

CONTENT WARNINGS: References to childhood trauma and self hatred, depictions of anxiety and poor self-image, depictions of aging and senility, references to cannibalism and dismemberment, Steven Universe