<description>Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiatus and beginning our quest to find the new home of Horror Vanguard after the HV Crypt was destroyed by a single shot from a Resident Evil 4 rocket launcher. 

We start our journey in either LA or NYC with a little trip on the subway. 

Discuss your favorite haunted-or-otherwise rail-based public transit systems with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky 

You can support the show for less than the cost of one ticket on a light rail system that should, in any just world, be freely accessible by all at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard
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Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiat…

Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiatus and beginning our quest to find the new home of Horror Vanguard after the HV Crypt was destroyed by a single shot from a Resident Evil 4 rocket launcher. 

We start our journey in either LA or NYC with a little trip on the subway. 

Discuss your favorite haunted-or-otherwise rail-based public transit systems with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky 

You can support the show for less than the cost of one ticket on a light rail system that should, in any just world, be freely accessible by all at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard


Interlude I - You Can't Be Neutral On The Midnight Meat Train

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HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? 

Discuss your favorite OSHA-violating sweets with Horror Vanguard at:

bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/

twitter.com/horrorvangaurd

www.horrorvanguard.com

You can support the show for less than the cost of Everlasting Gobstopper at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard</description>

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Pag…

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? 

Discuss your favorite OSHA-violating sweets with Horror Vanguard at:

bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/

twitter.com/horrorvangaurd

www.horrorvanguard.com

You can support the show for less than the cost of Everlasting Gobstopper at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

UNLOCKED 344 - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) (Oompa Loompa Operaismo)

<description>We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell? 

Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse! 

Discuss the best way to get into medical immortal eel futures during an uncertain market with Horror Vanguard at:

bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/

www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here)

You can support the show for less than the cost of one live eternal-life eel at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard</description>

We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we…

We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell? 

Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse! 

Discuss the best way to get into medical immortal eel futures during an uncertain market with Horror Vanguard at:

bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/

www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here)

You can support the show for less than the cost of one live eternal-life eel at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

359 - UNLOCKED: A Cure for Wellness Review (The Ligotti Eel-based Healthcare System)

<description>Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn. 

Films Reviewed: 

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time 
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening 
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville Asylum 
Amityville: Death House
Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)
Amityville: Playhouse
Amityville: Vanishing Point
The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)
The Amityville Terror
Amityville: No Escape
The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House
Amityville Exorcism
Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)
Against the Night (Amityville Prison)
Amityville: Mt. Misery Road
The Amityville Murders
Amityville Island 
Amityville Vibrator
Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)
The Amityville Harvest
An Amityville Poltergeist 
The Amityville Moon
Amityville Cop
Amityville Cult
Amityville Vampire
Amityville Scarecrow
Amityville Uprising
Amityville: Gas Camber
Amityville in Space
Amityville Hex
Amityville In the Hood
Amityville Karen
Amityville Christmas Vacation
The Amityville Exorcist
Amityville Thanksgiving 
Amityville Scarecrow II
Ghosts of Amityville
Amityville Ride-share
Amityville Death Toilet
Amityville Frankenstein 
Amityville Job Interview 
Amityville Elevator 
Amityville Emanuelle 
Amityville Ripper 
The Last Amityville Movie 
Amityville Backpack 
Amityville Bigfoot 
Amityville Webcam
Amityville Turkey Day 
Once Upon a Time in Amityville 
Amityville AI 
Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)
Amityville Void 
Amityville VR 
Amityville Apartment
The Amityville Dawn 
Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore 
Amityville Outhouse 
Amityverse 
The Amityville Lost Tape 
Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment
Amityville: La Llorona 
The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)
The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)
Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)
The Amityville Exploitation (Short)
The Amityville Slasher (Short)
Amityville Cabin (Short)</description>

Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villai…

Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn. 

Films Reviewed: 

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time 
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening 
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville Asylum 
Amityville: Death House
Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)
Amityville: Playhouse
Amityville: Vanishing Point
The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)
The Amityville Terror
Amityville: No Escape
The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House
Amityville Exorcism
Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)
Against the Night (Amityville Prison)
Amityville: Mt. Misery Road
The Amityville Murders
Amityville Island 
Amityville Vibrator
Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)
The Amityville Harvest
An Amityville Poltergeist 
The Amityville Moon
Amityville Cop
Amityville Cult
Amityville Vampire
Amityville Scarecrow
Amityville Uprising
Amityville: Gas Camber
Amityville in Space
Amityville Hex
Amityville In the Hood
Amityville Karen
Amityville Christmas Vacation
The Amityville Exorcist
Amityville Thanksgiving 
Amityville Scarecrow II
Ghosts of Amityville
Amityville Ride-share
Amityville Death Toilet
Amityville Frankenstein 
Amityville Job Interview 
Amityville Elevator 
Amityville Emanuelle 
Amityville Ripper 
The Last Amityville Movie 
Amityville Backpack 
Amityville Bigfoot 
Amityville Webcam
Amityville Turkey Day 
Once Upon a Time in Amityville 
Amityville AI 
Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)
Amityville Void 
Amityville VR 
Amityville Apartment
The Amityville Dawn 
Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore 
Amityville Outhouse 
Amityverse 
The Amityville Lost Tape 
Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment
Amityville: La Llorona 
The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)
The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)
Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)
The Amityville Exploitation (Short)
The Amityville Slasher (Short)
Amityville Cabin (Short)

376b - Amityville: The Podcast (The Horror Vanguard Movie) Chapter 2: Finales and Farewells

<description>Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat.

Films Reviewed: 

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time 
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening 
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville Asylum 
Amityville: Death House
Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)
Amityville: Playhouse
Amityville: Vanishing Point
The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)
The Amityville Terror
Amityville: No Escape
The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House
Amityville Exorcism
Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)
Against the Night (Amityville Prison)
Amityville: Mt. Misery Road
The Amityville Murders
Amityville Island 
Amityville Vibrator
Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)
The Amityville Harvest
An Amityville Poltergeist 
The Amityville Moon
Amityville Cop
Amityville Cult
Amityville Vampire
Amityville Scarecrow
Amityville Uprising
Amityville: Gas Camber
Amityville in Space
Amityville Hex
Amityville In the Hood
Amityville Karen
Amityville Christmas Vacation
The Amityville Exorcist
Amityville Thanksgiving 
Amityville Scarecrow II
Ghosts of Amityville
Amityville Ride-share
Amityville Death Toilet
Amityville Frankenstein 
Amityville Job Interview 
Amityville Elevator 
Amityville Emanuelle 
Amityville Ripper 
The Last Amityville Movie 
Amityville Backpack 
Amityville Bigfoot 
Amityville Webcam
Amityville Turkey Day 
Once Upon a Time in Amityville 
Amityville AI 
Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)
Amityville Void 
Amityville VR 
Amityville Apartment
The Amityville Dawn 
Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore 
Amityville Outhouse 
Amityverse 
The Amityville Lost Tape 
Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment
Amityville: La Llorona 
The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)
The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)
Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)
The Amityville Exploitation (Short)
The Amityville Slasher (Short)
Amityville Cabin (Short)</description>

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face…

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat.

Films Reviewed: 

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time 
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening 
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville Asylum 
Amityville: Death House
Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)
Amityville: Playhouse
Amityville: Vanishing Point
The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)
The Amityville Terror
Amityville: No Escape
The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House
Amityville Exorcism
Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)
Against the Night (Amityville Prison)
Amityville: Mt. Misery Road
The Amityville Murders
Amityville Island 
Amityville Vibrator
Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)
The Amityville Harvest
An Amityville Poltergeist 
The Amityville Moon
Amityville Cop
Amityville Cult
Amityville Vampire
Amityville Scarecrow
Amityville Uprising
Amityville: Gas Camber
Amityville in Space
Amityville Hex
Amityville In the Hood
Amityville Karen
Amityville Christmas Vacation
The Amityville Exorcist
Amityville Thanksgiving 
Amityville Scarecrow II
Ghosts of Amityville
Amityville Ride-share
Amityville Death Toilet
Amityville Frankenstein 
Amityville Job Interview 
Amityville Elevator 
Amityville Emanuelle 
Amityville Ripper 
The Last Amityville Movie 
Amityville Backpack 
Amityville Bigfoot 
Amityville Webcam
Amityville Turkey Day 
Once Upon a Time in Amityville 
Amityville AI 
Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)
Amityville Void 
Amityville VR 
Amityville Apartment
The Amityville Dawn 
Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore 
Amityville Outhouse 
Amityverse 
The Amityville Lost Tape 
Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment
Amityville: La Llorona 
The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)
The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)
Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)
The Amityville Exploitation (Short)
The Amityville Slasher (Short)
Amityville Cabin (Short)

376a - Amityville: The Podcast (The Horror Vanguard Movie - We Review Them All [Mostly]) Chapter 1: A Hero Returns

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