Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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DEC 17, 2025
368: Reviews of Pet Psychics
Sorry, pet communicators. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
50 MIN
DEC 10, 2025
367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green
This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour. Check out The Commercial Break! https://www.tcbpodcast.com Follow Bryan! https://instagram.com/bryanwgreen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
107 MIN
DEC 3, 2025
366: Reviews of Soup Recipes
My soup is full of eels. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
62 MIN
NOV 26, 2025
365: Reviews of Turkey Trots
To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy We also have new merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.store See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
96 MIN
NOV 19, 2025
364: Reviews of Labubus
Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
64 MIN
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