Oooof, who cranked up the gravity? Feels heavy in here....

It's spring in the bioswamp, as much as it can ever be "spring" in space. Things are flowering, other things are ... I dunno, fauna-ing? Whatever the case, it's a bit rude round there, so maybe don't take the kids in for another month or so.

And NO, I am not tearing up, I'm in the bioswamp in spring, these are allergies, for crying out loud. Or NOT crying out loud, more crying inwardly, little hiccups of despair-

Oh, forget it. You've been listening to:

• Pete Barry as Bob Ersat
• Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
• Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
• Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two and
• Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

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