Yes, you read that title correctly. We have a profound respect for gerbils up here and won't hear a word against them. If you take issue with that, or indeed with Rodentia in general, well, we would remind you that the characteristic that defines Rodentia is a "single pair of continuously growing incisors in each of the upper and lower jaws,"* so let THAT keep you awake at night.

And that podcast you heard at the top of the show? Mission: Rejected. Make sure you check it out and give it five stars and all that good stuff.

You’ve been listening to: 

• Pete Barry as Bob
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
• Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, Joe, and Howard
• Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.
• Sarah Golding is Mrs Sheffield
• Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
• Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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*OK, fine, it's from Wikipedia, we were in a hurry.

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