Where's My Burrito?
Where's My Burrito?

Where's My Burrito?

A Little Fire Burning

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Two long lost friends ask life's important questions

Recent Episodes

Where's My Burrito? Ep 109: Syphilis is Real!
DEC 31, 2021
Where's My Burrito? Ep 109: Syphilis is Real!
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46 MIN
Where's My Burrito? Ep 108: Crocodile Olympics
AUG 16, 2021
Where's My Burrito? Ep 108: Crocodile Olympics
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54 MIN
Where's My Burrito? Ep 107: Sex and the Salem Witch Trials
AUG 3, 2021
Where's My Burrito? Ep 107: Sex and the Salem Witch Trials
<figure class=" sqs-block-image-figure intrinsic " > <img data-stretch="false" data-image="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg" data-image-dimensions="1440x900" data-image-focal-point="0.5,0.5" alt="" data-load="false" elementtiming="system-image-block" src="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=1000w" width="1440" height="900" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, (max-width: 767px) 100vw, 100vw" onload="this.classList.add(&quot;loaded&quot;)" srcset="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=100w 100w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=300w 300w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=500w 500w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=750w 750w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=1000w 1000w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=1500w 1500w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627833109482-0R6REFANMV33AE4ACOU1/download+%2854%29+%282%29.jpg?format=2500w 2500w" loading="lazy" decoding="async" data-loader="sqs"> </figure> <p class="">In this episode we speculate about what happens when these billionaires have to be neighbors on Mars, the first dog in space coming back for revenge, the emotional impact on ghosts having to watch us poop, and Biden and Obama’s enduring friendship in the face of an international crisis.</p>
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45 MIN
Where's My Burrito? Ep 106: One Term Phony
JUL 26, 2021
Where's My Burrito? Ep 106: One Term Phony
<figure class=" sqs-block-image-figure intrinsic " > <img data-stretch="false" data-image="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg" data-image-dimensions="2500x1563" data-image-focal-point="0.5,0.5" alt="" data-load="false" elementtiming="system-image-block" src="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=1000w" width="2500" height="1563" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, (max-width: 767px) 100vw, 100vw" onload="this.classList.add(&quot;loaded&quot;)" srcset="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=100w 100w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=300w 300w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=500w 500w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=750w 750w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=1000w 1000w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=1500w 1500w, https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b47a4c9697a98d8ed47d45b/1627316040044-7RXC8WOI4LOGJ94CSAHI/download+%2838%29+%282%29.jpg?format=2500w 2500w" loading="lazy" decoding="async" data-loader="sqs"> </figure> <p class="">In this episode we talk about the weird implications of the Cat in the Hat, reptiles, and chart America’s racist history through animated cat musical numbers. Max pontificates on why dogs don’t need toilet paper, and Christian details the joys and horrors of having your parents visit you as a full grown adult. </p>
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50 MIN
Where's My Burrito? Ep 105: Visit Madagascar!
JUL 5, 2021
Where's My Burrito? Ep 105: Visit Madagascar!
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56 MIN