<description>&lt;p&gt;This week, the Hoes thought that they found one of TJ’s best-kept secrets in the refrigerated smoothies. But some secrets should never be told. They’re also blending in Evie’s new rap name, Katie’s fear of jacked-up babies, and the love story between bananas and nuts. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the cart: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Organic Coconut Smoothie&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Banana &amp;amp; Almond Butter Protein Smoothie&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Vanilla Almond Spiced Chai Protein Smoothie&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chocolate Almond Protein Smoothie&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</description>

This week, the Hoes thought that they found one of TJ’s best-kept secrets in the refrigerated smoothies. But some secrets should never be told. They’re also blending in Evie’s new rap name, Katie’s fear of jacked-up babies, and the love story between bananas and nuts. In the cart: <ul><li>Organic Coconut Smoothie</li><li>Banana &amp; Almond Butter Protein Smoothie</li><li>Vanilla Almond Spiced Chai Protein Smoothie</li><li>Chocolate Almond Protein Smoothie</li></ul>

Juiced & Jacked

<description>&lt;p&gt;Can you believe i?, The Hoes are cooking! Ok technically, they’re just warming up frozen pizzas but the bar is extremely low these Hoes and apparently even lower for some of these Trader Joes pies. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the cart:&lt;br /&gt;Tarte au Brie et aux Tomates&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tarte d'Alsace with Ham, Onions, and Gruyere&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Burrata, Prosciutto and Arugula Flatbread&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BBQ Chicken Pizza&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Can you believe i?, The Hoes are cooking! Ok technically, they’re just warming up frozen pizzas but the bar is extremely low these Hoes and apparently even lower for some of these Trader Joes pies. In the cart: Tarte au Brie et aux TomatesTarte d'Alsace with Ham, Onions, and GruyereBurrata, Prosciutto and Arugula FlatbreadBBQ Chicken Pizza

An Insult to Pizza

<description>&lt;p&gt;This week, the Hoes are shaking this up with a few of Trader Joe's newer pre-made pasta salads. After removing the sauce packets from the tiny plastic containers, they also fit in the concept for a new crime-fighting pasta show for kids, why Katie could never commit a crime, and the Cucumber Wetness Spectrum.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the cart: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Lemon Basil Pasta Salad&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chickpea Kale And Crispy Red Rice Salad&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Peanut Udon Noodle Salad&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Korean Style Bibim-Guksu&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</description>

This week, the Hoes are shaking this up with a few of Trader Joe's newer pre-made pasta salads. After removing the sauce packets from the tiny plastic containers, they also fit in the concept for a new crime-fighting pasta show for kids, why Katie could never commit a crime, and the Cucumber Wetness Spectrum.In the cart: <ul><li>Lemon Basil Pasta Salad</li><li>Chickpea Kale And Crispy Red Rice Salad</li><li>Peanut Udon Noodle Salad</li><li>Korean Style Bibim-Guksu</li></ul>

Noodle Units

<description>&lt;p&gt;It was 91 degrees in February and the Hoes are coping with some new frozen favorites from Trader Joe’s. If you love instant affagato, pistachio having its moment, super-sized macrons, and unpacking Katie’s pigeon trauma, then you’re in for a treat, Hoes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the cart:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;2 Affogatos Vanilla Non-Dairy Frozen Desserts&lt;br /&gt;Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Italian Pistachio &amp;amp; Fior di Latte Gelato Style Frozen Dessert&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Calamansi &amp;amp; Mango Sorbet&lt;/p&gt;</description>

It was 91 degrees in February and the Hoes are coping with some new frozen favorites from Trader Joe’s. If you love instant affagato, pistachio having its moment, super-sized macrons, and unpacking Katie’s pigeon trauma, then you’re in for a treat, Hoes. In the cart:2 Affogatos Vanilla Non-Dairy Frozen Desserts Macaron Ice Cream SandwichesItalian Pistachio &amp; Fior di Latte Gelato Style Frozen DessertCalamansi &amp; Mango Sorbet

I Scream for A/C

<description>&lt;p&gt;This week, the Hoes are asking an age-old question: Is this a cake you can eat in your car? Not even childhood trauma is going to keep them from getting an answer as Katie and Evie try Trader Joe's mini sheet cakes for the first time. They're also mixing in getting cookie samples from Jeff(?), eating cake as an act of rebellion, and casting these cakes as bakers on the Great British Bake Off. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the cart: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Toasted Coconut Mini Sheet Cake&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chantilly Cream Vanilla Bean Mini Sheet Cake&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Dark Chocolate Mini Sheet Cake&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;• ⁃ Cookies and Cream Mini Sheet Cake&lt;/p&gt;</description>

This week, the Hoes are asking an age-old question: Is this a cake you can eat in your car? Not even childhood trauma is going to keep them from getting an answer as Katie and Evie try Trader Joe's mini sheet cakes for the first time. They're also mixing in getting cookie samples from Jeff(?), eating cake as an act of rebellion, and casting these cakes as bakers on the Great British Bake Off. In the cart: <ul><li>Toasted Coconut Mini Sheet Cake</li><li>Chantilly Cream Vanilla Bean Mini Sheet Cake</li><li>Dark Chocolate Mini Sheet Cake</li></ul>• ⁃ Cookies and Cream Mini Sheet Cake

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