Stiff Socks

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a><br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.</p><p>00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App<br>00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop<br>00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline<br>19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever<br>00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App<br>00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything<br>00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public<br>00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You<br>01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant<br>01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion<br>01:15:40 – Sock Talk<br>01:16:30 – Secret Sock</p><p><strong>Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>Factor</strong> – <a href="https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off">factormeals.com/socks50off</a><br> use code <strong>SOCKS50OFF</strong> to get <strong>50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year</strong><br><strong><br>Lumi Gummies</strong> – <a href="https://www.lumigummies.com">lumigummies.com</a><br> use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> for 30% off</p><p><strong>Quince</strong> – <a href="http://quince.com/stiffsocks">quince.com/stiffsocks</a><br> <strong>free shipping + 365-day returns</strong></p><p><strong>Cash App</strong> – <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a><br> Download Cash App today: <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a><br> #CashAppPod<br> Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank.<br> Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s)<br> Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC<br> Full terms: <a href="https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement">cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement</a><br> Disclosures: <a href="https://cash.app/legal/podcast">cash.app/legal/podcast<br></a><br><strong>Mack Weldon</strong> – <a href="https://www.mackweldon.com">mackweldon.com</a><br> get <strong>20% off your first order of $125 or more</strong> with promo code <strong>SOCKS</strong></p></div>

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<div>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a><br> Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a><br> <br> 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a><br> <br> 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a><br> <br> 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready!<br> <br> 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE<br> <br> 09:52 - Tour Dates &amp; AD<br> <br> 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks<br> <br> 22:19 - AD<br> <br> 25:00 - Drake!!!<br> <br> 31:28 - AD<br> <br> 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie<br> <br> 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff<br> <br> 43:22 - AD<br> <br> 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they?<br> <br> 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES!<br> <br> 01:07:57 - AD<br> <br> 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple<br> <br> 01:24:00 - BINGO!<br> <br> <br> Thanks to <strong>Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast<br> </strong><br> <strong>Shopify</strong> – <a href="http://shopify.com/socks">shopify.com/socks</a><br> Sign up for your $1/month trial today at <a href="http://shopify.com/socks">shopify.com/socks</a><br> That’s <a href="http://shopify.com/socks">shopify.com/socks</a><br> <br> <strong>PrizePicks</strong> – <a href="https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS">prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS</a><br> Download the app and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> to get <strong>$50 in lineups</strong> when you play your first $5 lineup<br> <br> <strong>BetterHelp</strong> – <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/socks">betterhelp.com/socks</a><br> This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off<br> <br> <strong>Lumi Gummies</strong> – <a href="https://www.lumigummies.com/">lumigummies.com</a><br> use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> for 30% off<br> <br> <strong>BlueChew</strong> – <a href="https://www.bluechew.com/">bluechew.com</a><br> Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at <a href="http://bluechew.com">bluechew.com</a> </div>