Stiff Socks

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="http://patreon.com/stiffsockspod">patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a><br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2JzRlI1ZmpKZEpwbXBwa3BROWZBQ3lJMWkwQXxBQ3Jtc0tuREVSMmU4cy1tSE5lX2dfZ0FGZERtN0hFeFpXY1czUGRZOTU3SFBEQ2R0d1pvMThSUzNSTkdQV2t2MTJVZ09HT0tpdklCdXRZT2FqVDkyNzBmNmVKNUR5aGNqWFcyNlNhb3YyQUdmcDhpRGhKaXVRRQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&amp;v=GeXlcKPbQ2s">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjIyR1RnZGlBOE9nTXRDd3BRWmlubWFNWU1nQXxBQ3Jtc0treDl5Ql9vamhYS3FLeHNpQ2xueXRsY05VaGVfWHp0a0U5WmZIdHRUOEl3c3B2TDMwSTJDWmwxRDJiOUo4Mk9fbnY0MURTM0RMbFUxNE5rV0tVSVQ1VUVQYnZsdWpobzRQZlpTWGFjbEtydkU4UGZvSQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&amp;v=GeXlcKPbQ2s">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXo2TTh1c0thdzFBRGJVM01nd3BmdTNZckxGZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttN0VfR3FBMGxsX0Uta1V3dkJNdGVIS212WHlkSEJDclJjeTVKZXppbnlDMmZ3UUN5VmotZjhVUk5OUG80ejU5MHk4Ui1ZR1ZmbE4tUVE2M3R5T1BpbjF6NmlGWTBRWlVsWEl3NUFfOUJhSDRDTUY2TQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&amp;v=GeXlcKPbQ2s">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos</p><p><strong>Thanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>BetterHelp</strong> – <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/socks">https://www.betterhelp.com/socks</a><br> Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS.<em><br></em><br><strong>Cash App</strong> – Download Cash App Today: <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a> #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at<br><a href="https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement">https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement</a>. <br>Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit<br><a href="http://cash.app/legal/podcast">http://cash.app/legal/podcast</a> for full disclosures.</p><p><strong>Factor</strong> – <a href="https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off">https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off</a><br>Use code <strong>SOCKS50OFF</strong> to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year.</p><p><strong>Mack Weldon</strong> – <a href="https://www.mackweldon.com">https://www.mackweldon.com<br></a>get <strong>20% off your first order of $125 or more</strong> with promo code <strong>SOCKS</strong>.<br> <em><br></em><br><strong>Shopify</strong> – <a href="https://www.shopify.com/socks">https://www.shopify.com/socks</a><br>Start your business today with Shopify.<br> </p></div>

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="http://patreon.com/stiffsockspod">patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> <br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHlJUGIyVFJHSklRT0JlZ3FyTjc3NTdrUkxOZ3xBQ3Jtc0trU0ttaU1QY1RuOW96RnVMeGRjak9PMU9TSEVvZW5JLURRTVdYQXVDRVpaNWUyaW5oTWpJNGZHYlJ5ZWFfOE45Smpkb1V0VkRrckF6Wm5ZbWpzR1ctU2FNekwzUUhVVi1TSHduR2txLTlQRDlMX3lnRQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&amp;v=gznl72yBgww">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa00tLTQydXk2T3BhLW1LMlRmN2JWbXFxUl8yQXxBQ3Jtc0trZFRSRS1yZjBMQS1xbkRkd2FWOXE3Ykl5ZXFtc0JlQ0JKYXNPaW1BOWRGby1LZEhqZ3QxY254YmVRNG9heVVNZ3BUYlEzelh2cXRhczdkYXpLc0RhOXdDbDYyM1ljRzNFRGpjRFZNTElNRXlVZmszbw&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&amp;v=gznl72yBgww">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa1RVTnFoeElMVVNfd05ESTJoalV4b0lIQ0RQQXxBQ3Jtc0tsSlNGQXZDOEp2dGE4RHFtakdPTUhjdXQ1ZUdXSV9fUmtkSUtOaWduYWo3MWEwYkpfOXN4QWlsWEpVN0prSy1DMVdzRWotZHVsYy14Q2tPSmEwbU81eWd4T1M5M0R5NkRGTElqalh4WnJuQWtQSUhZYw&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&amp;v=gznl72yBgww">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p><strong>Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>Golden Nugget Online Casino</strong> – <a href="https://www.goldennuggetcasino.com/promos">goldennuggetcasino.com/promos</a><br> New players get <strong>500 spins</strong> on any Huff N’ Puff slot<br> Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code <strong>STIFFSOCKS</strong></p><p><strong>PrizePicks</strong> – <a href="https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS">prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS</a><br> Download the PrizePicks app today and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> to get <strong>$50 in lineups</strong> after you play your first $5 lineup!</p><p><strong>Lumi Gummies</strong> – <a href="https://www.lumigummies.com">lumigummies.com</a><br> Lumi Gummies are available nationwide<br> Go to <a href="http://lumigummies.com">lumigummies.com</a> and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> for 30%</p><p><strong>1-800-Flowers</strong> – <a href="http://1800flowers.com/socks">1800flowers.com/socks</a><br>get <strong>two dozen roses FREE</strong> with the <strong>Double Blooms</strong> offer<br><strong><br></strong><br><strong>BlueChew Gold</strong> – <a href="https://www.bluechew.com">bluechew.com</a><br>Get 10% off your first month of <strong>BlueChew Gold</strong> with code <strong>SOCKS</strong><br> </p></div>

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="http://patreon.com/stiffsockspod">patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> <br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>02:34 – “2016 sucked”<br>2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs<br>17:48 – First open mics &amp; bad outfits<br>22:58 – First apartment stories<br>33:54 – Internet heartthrobs &amp; viral mugshots<br>50:00 - Choppelgangers<br>51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????<br>55:22 – Body cam footage<br>55:00 – Sock Talk<br>56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown<br>59:00 - Creating Jingles <br>01:04:42 – Secret Sock</p><p><strong>Thanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>ShipStation</strong> – <a href="https://www.shipstation.com">shipstation.com</a><br> Try ShipStation <strong>free for 60 days</strong> — full access, no credit card required<br> Go to <a href="http://shipstation.com">shipstation.com</a> and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong><br><strong><br>Mint Mobile</strong> – <a href="http://mintmobile.com/socks">mintmobile.com/socks</a><br> Quit overspending on wireless<br> Get <strong>50% off Unlimited premium wireless</strong> —</p><p><strong>Ridge Wallet</strong> – <a href="http://ridge.com/stiffsocks">ridge.com/stiffsocks</a><br> Upgrade your wallet today<br> Get <strong>10% off</strong> with code <strong>STIFFSOCKS</strong> at <a href="http://ridge.com/stiffsocks">ridge.com/stiffsocks</a><br> #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: <a href="https://www.ftc.gov/influencers">ftc.gov/influencers</a></p></div>

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqazVuOHNqSFI2Z0loYmMxNkNqVXhLanRadEVsd3xBQ3Jtc0ttSjdTVkFsckZoNVlSeE1ORERhSUFIRjF3eXZvRE15WmRScmY0WG1xX2N5Wnh1d2lzbHB6VV9pOWVqTjVoWmMyQ3JqOG1LNEt0U0lXcEtBdGRZZDRTejZfeTB2cmhJVVZQUG5TNEJfZHlWSUVrMDd1OA&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com%2Fstiffsockspod&amp;v=T41w5o2gqgk">patreon.com/stiffsockspod  </a><br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbko5Ylpiek0zZm1ueUlvZTlhZlV0RUJVRGh5UXxBQ3Jtc0trOFJNaVpvOFNwOGV4Q05veDBUUTVWOUFPc2huX2tyOTN1SC0yYWJIQUo5ZUZ6amY3QmtQUk9JNmhYdVdtbV85dndjWXQyLWptbnhSTEFidlFyWnhLRDRvNmlYblN2QWVIRUYyTHR3TEFhc0dFYU9yZw&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&amp;v=T41w5o2gqgk">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbUlmcDdnZjhNbUlYdWFHclBsUHo4bkowMzZxd3xBQ3Jtc0tsMGYwMWxlcE5wXzZINWZwaHVsbWsyd3ZyWVRyQTJ6cG1kQ29DNTlmWno4clliWGN3VW9Qd1dFMkhkR3lxTEhiODhRX0JFR1NCMHNiSHRtXzdMckRnUmhCc3c1SXlSeTd4Z1p5MjEzRVF1eFFVTWhkdw&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&amp;v=T41w5o2gqgk">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2RPMXNNd21PMzhWVFRzNzBQSXppeDJHbXRiZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsN0d2MmRnMFRsMDd2MXMyalM3Vy0zNm5MVm1CNW4wdVZVa1JjX1ZLbkZFdUJSdTQ5b09ROXQ4NkJPS2ptcTUxMGNzT0UwdUM2SHhhRlZPQlJEdFdWbzlRVGN5a3JlQjBQa0NtNFpsOE1jb0RaSTh2UQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&amp;v=T41w5o2gqgk">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers<br>3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral<br>8:40 – Street performers<br>16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer<br>21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal<br>27:18 – Ken vs Allen<br>32:20 – Diabetes Barbie<br>36:48 – Blind Barbie<br>39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain<br>46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream<br>49:48 – Sleeping positions<br>45:30 - Sock Talk<br>58:30 - Secret Sock</p><p><strong>Thanks to: 1-800-Flowers, Acre Gold, BetterHelp, BlueChew, and Golden Nugget for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>1-800-Flowers</strong> – <a href="http://1800flowers.com/socks">1800flowers.com/socks</a><br> Make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll remember<br> Get your Double Blooms offer — buy one dozen, get two dozen roses FREE</p><p><strong>Acre Gold</strong> – <a href="https://www.getacregold.com">getacregold.com</a><br> win <strong>3 limited-edition gold bars</strong> from the Ancient Collection<br> Start your subscription and enter today at <a href="http://getacregold.com">getacregold.com</a><br> That’s <a href="http://getacregold.com">getacregold.com</a></p><p><strong>BetterHelp</strong> – <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/socks">betterhelp.com/socks</a><br> Get 10% off at <a href="http://betterhelp.com/socks">betterhelp.com/socks</a><strong><br></strong><br><strong>BlueChew Gold</strong> – <a href="https://www.bluechew.com">bluechew.com</a><br>Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code <strong>SOCKS</strong></p><p><strong>Golden Nugget Online Casino</strong> – <a href="https://www.goldennuggetcasino.com/promos">goldennuggetcasino.com/promos</a><br> Download the <strong>Golden Nugget Online Casino</strong> app and sign up with code <strong>STIFFSOCKS</strong></p></div>

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a><br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.</p><p>00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App<br>00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop<br>00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline<br>19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever<br>00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App<br>00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything<br>00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public<br>00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You<br>01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant<br>01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion<br>01:15:40 – Sock Talk<br>01:16:30 – Secret Sock</p><p><strong>Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>Factor</strong> – <a href="https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off">factormeals.com/socks50off</a><br> use code <strong>SOCKS50OFF</strong> to get <strong>50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year</strong><br><strong><br>Lumi Gummies</strong> – <a href="https://www.lumigummies.com">lumigummies.com</a><br> use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> for 30% off</p><p><strong>Quince</strong> – <a href="http://quince.com/stiffsocks">quince.com/stiffsocks</a><br> <strong>free shipping + 365-day returns</strong></p><p><strong>Cash App</strong> – <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a><br> Download Cash App today: <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a><br> #CashAppPod<br> Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank.<br> Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s)<br> Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC<br> Full terms: <a href="https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement">cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement</a><br> Disclosures: <a href="https://cash.app/legal/podcast">cash.app/legal/podcast<br></a><br><strong>Mack Weldon</strong> – <a href="https://www.mackweldon.com">mackweldon.com</a><br> get <strong>20% off your first order of $125 or more</strong> with promo code <strong>SOCKS</strong></p></div>