Stiff Socks

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a><br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.apple.co/socks">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.blaucomedy.com">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>Thanks to: BlueChew, Shopify, Cash App, and Ultra for sponsoring the podcast</p><p><strong>BlueChew</strong><br> <a href="http://BlueChew.com">BlueChew.com</a><br> Get <strong>10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold</strong> with code <strong>SOCKS</strong>.</p><p><strong>Shopify</strong><br> <a href="http://shopify.com/socks">shopify.com/socks</a><br> Start selling today with <strong>Shopify’s $1/month trial</strong>.</p><p><strong>Cash App</strong><br> Download Cash App Today: [<a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a>] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial</p><p>services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at<br><a href="https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement">https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement</a>. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash<br>back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit<br><a href="http://cash.app/legal/podcast">http://cash.app/legal/podcast</a> for full disclosures.</p><p><strong>Ultra</strong><br> <a href="http://TakeUltra.com">TakeUltra.com</a><br> Get <strong>15% off</strong> with code <strong>SOCKS</strong>.</p></div>

<div> <p>The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.</p><p><strong>Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>Mint Mobile</strong> – <a href="https://www.mintmobile.com/socks">https://www.mintmobile.com/socks<br></a><br>Ready to stop paying more than you have to?<br>New customers can switch today and get <strong>unlimited premium wireless for $15/month</strong> for a limited time.<br>Switch now at <a href="https://mintmobile.com/socks">mintmobile.com/socks</a><br>That’s <a href="https://mintmobile.com/socks.">mintmobile.com/socks.<br></a><br><strong>ShipStation</strong> – <a href="https://www.shipstation.com">https://www.shipstation.com<br></a><br>Try ShipStation <strong>free for 60 days</strong> with full access and no credit card required.<br>Go to <a href="https://shipstation.com">shipstation.com</a> and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> for 60 days free.<br>That’s <a href="https://shipstation.com">shipstation.com</a>, code <strong>SOCKS</strong>.<br>60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving.</p><p><strong>GLD</strong> – <a href="https://www.gld.com">https://www.gld.com<br></a><br>Work hard and change the game.<br>New customers get <strong>50% off</strong> with code <strong>SOCKS</strong> at <a href="https://gld.com">gld.com</a>.<br>That’s 50% off with code <strong>SOCKS</strong> at <a href="https://gld.com">gld.com</a>.<br>After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us.</p><p><strong>Lumi Gummies</strong> – <a href="https://www.lumigummies.com">https://www.lumigummies.com<br></a><br>Lumi Gummies are available nationwide.<br>Go to <a href="https://lumigummies.com">lumigummies.com</a> and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> for <strong>30% off</strong> your order.<br>That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS.</p><p><strong>BetterHelp</strong> – <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/socks">https://www.betterhelp.com/socks<br></a><br>Sign up and get <strong>10% off</strong> at <a href="https://betterhelp.com/socks.">betterhelp.com/socks.</a><br>That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS</p></div>

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod">https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a><br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbER5OW9NbVpXWUZ1WXRldEtVWHhMOUVTY0p0Z3xBQ3Jtc0tsdFNqalZReGNYcFFCaFVCSHFxa0tnV2hRVmhITTJvajFFTmwzdWlIYncwdkVLOVI2Q2dhdWQ3RW9CcVZCRmpCdWdGRjlOcV9ibElzQlFNZzYyakVvOTZOaFd2TDFnbjRtQ0duRnVzLTFqay15RjRHMA&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&amp;v=0sFEBUWD070">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa281X3Zzekp5Rmt0NVlsQzNfdWNqVndfdC1IUXxBQ3Jtc0ttU3ZiV0VNOGZiMGJCekRUR0tZTF9PUm5qQmlIb0xXbldXU2FvV3FHUndLaHEtQXN0UlNJTTcyZEdETHZZaWNZZkRKak5WYU5JX2QzeGJfcXlTZnBEempQMkFqenRZS3BOR1NMUTAwcmU0VTJ3bUFwbw&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&amp;v=0sFEBUWD070">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbS1YN2dtY1dBaDY0bGhPdVh2ekM3aC1NcGV0UXxBQ3Jtc0tsMXdsMHl0cWdhbUoySi1nanRoMGRzMUVWNTBaV09pbGlwZC1DWG5TQ25XczVRT0JBUFJKZ05jZkhMOUxqY0Q4M004cm5aYzlELWx4MW1LZzl5eExIbTZjVWthVXo5czJUa1hBNXNnN1RRUG1KOG9DWQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&amp;v=0sFEBUWD070">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>01:36 – Plane story officially begins<br>09:44 – Missed flight story begins<br>27:20 – Burnt toast theory<br>29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal<br>40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping<br>46:35 – Winter Olympics<br>48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.<br>57:18 –  Award rabbit hole</p><p><strong>Thanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>Acre Gold</strong> – <a href="https://www.getacregold.com">https://www.getacregold.com<br></a>you can win <strong>two 5g Ancient Collection gold bars</strong>.<br> Start your subscription and enter today</p><p><strong>Good Chop</strong> – <a href="https://www.goodchop.com/podcast">https://www.goodchop.com/podcast</a><br> Use code <strong>50SOCKS</strong> to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at <a href="http://goodchop.com/podcast">goodchop.com/podcast</a><br> <em><br></em><br><strong>BlueChew Gold</strong> – <a href="https://www.bluechew.com">https://www.bluechew.com</a><br>Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code <strong>SOCKS</strong>.</p><p><strong>Shopify</strong> – <a href="https://www.shopify.com/socks">https://www.shopify.com/socks</a><br> Sign up for your $1/month trial</p><p><strong>Quince</strong> – <a href="https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks">https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks</a><br> Go to <a href="http://quince.com/stiffsocks">quince.com/stiffsocks</a> for free shipping and 365-day returns.<br> Now available in Canada too </p></div>

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="http://patreon.com/stiffsockspod">patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a><br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2JzRlI1ZmpKZEpwbXBwa3BROWZBQ3lJMWkwQXxBQ3Jtc0tuREVSMmU4cy1tSE5lX2dfZ0FGZERtN0hFeFpXY1czUGRZOTU3SFBEQ2R0d1pvMThSUzNSTkdQV2t2MTJVZ09HT0tpdklCdXRZT2FqVDkyNzBmNmVKNUR5aGNqWFcyNlNhb3YyQUdmcDhpRGhKaXVRRQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&amp;v=GeXlcKPbQ2s">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjIyR1RnZGlBOE9nTXRDd3BRWmlubWFNWU1nQXxBQ3Jtc0treDl5Ql9vamhYS3FLeHNpQ2xueXRsY05VaGVfWHp0a0U5WmZIdHRUOEl3c3B2TDMwSTJDWmwxRDJiOUo4Mk9fbnY0MURTM0RMbFUxNE5rV0tVSVQ1VUVQYnZsdWpobzRQZlpTWGFjbEtydkU4UGZvSQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&amp;v=GeXlcKPbQ2s">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXo2TTh1c0thdzFBRGJVM01nd3BmdTNZckxGZ3xBQ3Jtc0ttN0VfR3FBMGxsX0Uta1V3dkJNdGVIS212WHlkSEJDclJjeTVKZXppbnlDMmZ3UUN5VmotZjhVUk5OUG80ejU5MHk4Ui1ZR1ZmbE4tUVE2M3R5T1BpbjF6NmlGWTBRWlVsWEl3NUFfOUJhSDRDTUY2TQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&amp;v=GeXlcKPbQ2s">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p>The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos</p><p><strong>Thanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>BetterHelp</strong> – <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/socks">https://www.betterhelp.com/socks</a><br> Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS.<em><br></em><br><strong>Cash App</strong> – Download Cash App Today: <a href="https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve">https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve</a> #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at<br><a href="https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement">https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement</a>. <br>Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit<br><a href="http://cash.app/legal/podcast">http://cash.app/legal/podcast</a> for full disclosures.</p><p><strong>Factor</strong> – <a href="https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off">https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off</a><br>Use code <strong>SOCKS50OFF</strong> to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year.</p><p><strong>Mack Weldon</strong> – <a href="https://www.mackweldon.com">https://www.mackweldon.com<br></a>get <strong>20% off your first order of $125 or more</strong> with promo code <strong>SOCKS</strong>.<br> <em><br></em><br><strong>Shopify</strong> – <a href="https://www.shopify.com/socks">https://www.shopify.com/socks</a><br>Start your business today with Shopify.<br> </p></div>

<div> <p>Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at <a href="http://patreon.com/stiffsockspod">patreon.com/stiffsockspod</a> <br>Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHlJUGIyVFJHSklRT0JlZ3FyTjc3NTdrUkxOZ3xBQ3Jtc0trU0ttaU1QY1RuOW96RnVMeGRjak9PMU9TSEVvZW5JLURRTVdYQXVDRVpaNWUyaW5oTWpJNGZHYlJ5ZWFfOE45Smpkb1V0VkRrckF6Wm5ZbWpzR1ctU2FNekwzUUhVVi1TSHduR2txLTlQRDlMX3lnRQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.co%2Fsocks&amp;v=gznl72yBgww">https://www.apple.co/socks</a></p><p>🎙️ Michael's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa00tLTQydXk2T3BhLW1LMlRmN2JWbXFxUl8yQXxBQ3Jtc0trZFRSRS1yZjBMQS1xbkRkd2FWOXE3Ykl5ZXFtc0JlQ0JKYXNPaW1BOWRGby1LZEhqZ3QxY254YmVRNG9heVVNZ3BUYlEzelh2cXRhczdkYXpLc0RhOXdDbDYyM1ljRzNFRGpjRFZNTElNRXlVZmszbw&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blaucomedy.com%2F&amp;v=gznl72yBgww">https://www.blaucomedy.com</a></p><p>🎙️Trevor's tour dates: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqa1RVTnFoeElMVVNfd05ESTJoalV4b0lIQ0RQQXxBQ3Jtc0tsSlNGQXZDOEp2dGE4RHFtakdPTUhjdXQ1ZUdXSV9fUmtkSUtOaWduYWo3MWEwYkpfOXN4QWlsWEpVN0prSy1DMVdzRWotZHVsYy14Q2tPSmEwbU81eWd4T1M5M0R5NkRGTElqalh4WnJuQWtQSUhZYw&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trevorwallacecomedy.com%2F&amp;v=gznl72yBgww">https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com</a></p><p><strong>Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast<br></strong><br><strong>Golden Nugget Online Casino</strong> – <a href="https://www.goldennuggetcasino.com/promos">goldennuggetcasino.com/promos</a><br> New players get <strong>500 spins</strong> on any Huff N’ Puff slot<br> Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code <strong>STIFFSOCKS</strong></p><p><strong>PrizePicks</strong> – <a href="https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS">prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS</a><br> Download the PrizePicks app today and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> to get <strong>$50 in lineups</strong> after you play your first $5 lineup!</p><p><strong>Lumi Gummies</strong> – <a href="https://www.lumigummies.com">lumigummies.com</a><br> Lumi Gummies are available nationwide<br> Go to <a href="http://lumigummies.com">lumigummies.com</a> and use code <strong>SOCKS</strong> for 30%</p><p><strong>1-800-Flowers</strong> – <a href="http://1800flowers.com/socks">1800flowers.com/socks</a><br>get <strong>two dozen roses FREE</strong> with the <strong>Double Blooms</strong> offer<br><strong><br></strong><br><strong>BlueChew Gold</strong> – <a href="https://www.bluechew.com">bluechew.com</a><br>Get 10% off your first month of <strong>BlueChew Gold</strong> with code <strong>SOCKS</strong><br> </p></div>