<p>Ever feel like your life's in shambles? Well, this episode is for YOU! After reading through a few of these <em>actual</em> news stories, you'll have a whole new perspective about life, neighbors, and maybe even McDonald's. Pull up a chair and laugh with us through the latest adventures of the folk legend -- Florida Man. And not to be outdone by her counterpart, Florida woman is coming in HOT with some antics of her own.</p> <p>Links for all the stories below...</p> <p><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.foxnews.com/sports/mississippi-youth-softball-umpire-punched-face-angry-mom-report.amp" target="_blank">Mississippi's Own "Mother of the Year"</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article261683982.html" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">"Weak" Bodybuilder</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-jailed-after-alleged-vending-machine-smackdown-over-soda-1707835?amp=1" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Wrong Drink = Vending Machine Smackdown</a></p> <p><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="http://3. https://www.durangotelegraph.com/news/the-pole/florida-man/" target="_blank">Love for</a><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.durangotelegraph.com/news/the-pole/florida-man/" target="_blank"> Dog goes Next Level</a></p> <p><a href="https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2022/05/06/florida-man-golf-course-shoots/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">No Dogs Allowed</a></p> <p><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://weartv.com/amp/news/local/florida-man-admits-to-making-nude-video-calls-to-random-people" target="_blank">SPAM Calls Just Got Even More Annoying</a></p> <p><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-woman-police-golf-course-chase-crime" target="_blank">Just Another Day on the Course...in Florida</a></p> <p><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/amp/" target="_blank">Monkey Business</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2022/05/12/florida-man-arrested-over-22k-in-citations-issued-over-balloon-pollution-from-miami-proposal-party/?outputType=amp" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Most Expensive Proposal Ever</a></p> <p><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.iheart.com/content/2022-05-10-florida-woman-throws-bucket-of-urine-at-neighbor-over-pooping-chicken/?utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=twitter" target="_blank">My Neighbor is Crazier than Yours</a></p> <p><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://fox59.com/news/national-world/florida-woman-marks-arrest-off-her-bucket-list/amp/" target="_blank">Another Check Off the Bucket List</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.yahoo.com/video/sheriff-pregnant-florida-woman-throws-194610491.html" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Ice Cream Machine Ain't Twerkin'</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10392787/amp/Two-Florida-women-hit-felony-charges-pelting-man-glitter-argument.html" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Leave A Little Glitter Wherever You Go</a></p> <p>What we're loving this week...</p> <p><strong>Johnna:</strong></p> <p>Anna's <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082WZS4PV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_2FND1F9XCQRP1GY7EQ78?&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;tag=allthingsg074-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;linkId=516a1769aa3b45665daada9b57bdf7c7&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325" target="_blank">Heated Lash Curler</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B3CKZVP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Y2JDNJ9K55ZXMZ015YX2?_encoding=UTF8&amp;psc=1&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;tag=allthingsg074-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;linkId=008f0538e63cbfe2fc46401ead4f1e27&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325" target="_blank">Acrylic Shelving (Set of 3)</a> perfect for records, books, bathroom essentials, and more</p> <p>Colleen Hoover's <em>Reminders of Him</em></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>Laura:</strong></p> <p>Malibu Cocktail Pina Colada (over ice)</p> <p>Trace