Centaurs with Keytars

Well, which one??!!!!!????  GOD, I LOVE PUNCTUATION!!!!!ew!!wr@@@ Old friend Napkin Reynolds and I discuss this in graphic detail, in addition to whether it's best to die on the moon or the bottom of the ocean, and who should have won the 1999 Daytime Emmy for best game show. Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check Frances and the Foundation out on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  Check them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you're already using one of those services to read this, you're mere buttons or keys away! Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Tinder: Swipe right

Well, which one??!!!!!????  GOD, I LOVE PUNCTUATION!!!!!ew!!wr@@@ Old friend Napkin Reynolds and I discuss this in graphic detail, in addition to whether it's best to die on the moon or the bottom of the ocean, and who should have won the 1999 Daytime Emmy for best game show. Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check Frances and the Foundation out on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  Check them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you're already using one of those services to read this, you're mere buttons or keys away! Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Tinder: Swipe right

A wild accusation of abandonment in the face of rabid skunks.  I deny this, and demand an investigation!  WHO WERE THE SKUNK LEAKERS, HUH?!! Janie Idaho and I discuss scary parts of our childhood compared to scary parts of adulthood, and then get wildy off-track discussing college, vomit, and sex toy parties.   The sound is a little wonky, and I deeply apologize.  Next week may be a little rough as well but I'm working on it as best as I can, I promise!  Thank you for your patience in the meantime!  You are ALL my favorite Keytars!  Every one of you is my personal favorite! Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  They are playing Radio Cafe in Nashville, Tennessee on Friday, April 5th, so get yourself ready for a hell of a rock and roll show by checking them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you download their songs, be comforted in knowing I make no profit off of that. Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/

A wild accusation of abandonment in the face of rabid skunks.  I deny this, and demand an investigation!  WHO WERE THE SKUNK LEAKERS, HUH?!! Janie Idaho and I discuss scary parts of our childhood compared to scary parts of adulthood, and then get wildy off-track discussing college, vomit, and sex toy parties.   The sound is a little wonky, and I deeply apologize.  Next week may be a little rough as well but I'm working on it as best as I can, I promise!  Thank you for your patience in the meantime!  You are ALL my favorite Keytars!  Every one of you is my personal favorite! Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  They are playing Radio Cafe in Nashville, Tennessee on Friday, April 5th, so get yourself ready for a hell of a rock and roll show by checking them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you download their songs, be comforted in knowing I make no profit off of that. Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/

Release the Mueller Report to the public.  But first... A dating advice episode with my ex-wife?  What a country! Yep, we thought this would be a good idea so we did it.  Had a lot of fun, and you might as well!  Hear some stories about a handkerchief fetish, when to disconnect on Facebook from an ex, and coughs and sniffles I forgot to edit. Head on over to The Best Show as well to hear me try to be funny for about two minutes. Release the Mueller Report to the public.   Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  They are playing Radio Cafe in Nashville, Tennessee on Friday, April 5th, so get yourself ready for a hell of a rock and roll show by checking them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you download their songs, be comforted in knowing I make no profit off of that. Release the Mueller Report to the public. Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Release the Mueller Report to the public.