"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."
<a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-5-hey-gorgeous/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Transcript</a>
Patrons
Feb 1 - 7
threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Teddy - David Ault
Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah
Operator - Hannah Schooner
Mendoza - Rissa Montanez
Mama Urt - Josh Rubino
Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
Elevator - Tal Minear
Speedo Man - Derrick Valen
Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-5-hey-gorgeous/" rel="noopener noreferrer"&gt;Transcript&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Patrons&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Feb 1 - 7&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cast &amp; Crew&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah &amp; Jon Grilz&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner &amp; Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kurt &amp; Burt - Josh Rubino&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Janice - Kayla Temshiv&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fren - Erika Sanderson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rodney - TJ Berry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holmwood - Jordan Cobb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Teddy - David Ault&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Operator - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mendoza - Rissa Montanez&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mama Urt - Josh Rubino&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Podcast Host - Fay Roberts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Elevator - Tal Minear&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Speedo Man - Derrick Valen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Art by Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme Song &amp; Original Music by Mattie roi Berger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera &amp; Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Directing by Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Showruning - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Executive Producer - Tom Owen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Presented by Bloody FM&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/"&gt;www.Bloody-Disgusting.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.scparchives.com/"&gt;www.SCParchives.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Patreon:&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod"&gt; https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Store: &lt;a href="https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives"&gt;https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/"&gt;https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bluesky: &lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Discord:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX"&gt; https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;TikTok: &lt;a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod"&gt;https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;YouTube: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Newsletter: &lt;a href="https://pacificobadiah.com"&gt;https://pacificobadiah.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See &lt;a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com"&gt;pcm.adswizz.com&lt;/a&gt; for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."

Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."
<a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-4-the-urts/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Transcript</a>
Patrons
Jan 22 - Jan 31
Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Teddy - David Ault
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins
Interviewer - Marquiz Moore
Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger
Mama Urt - Josh Rubino
Little Timmy - Tal Minear
Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr
 
  
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody FM<a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/">www.Bloody-Disgusting.com</a><a href="http://www.scparchives.com/">www.SCParchives.com</a>&nbsp;Patreon:<a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod"> https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod</a>Store: <a href="https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives">https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives</a> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/">https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/</a>Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social" target="_blank">https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social</a>Discord:&nbsp;<a href="https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX"> https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX</a>TikTok: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod">https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod</a>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives">https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives</a>Newsletter: <a href="https://pacificobadiah.com">https://pacificobadiah.com</a>&nbsp; Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-4-the-urts/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Transcript&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Patrons&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jan 22 - Jan 31&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cast &amp; Crew&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah &amp; Jon Grilz&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner &amp; Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kurt &amp; Burt - Josh Rubino&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Janice - Kayla Temshiv&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Teddy - David Ault&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fren - Erika Sanderson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rodney - TJ Berry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holmwood - Jordan Cobb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Interviewer - Marquiz Moore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mama Urt - Josh Rubino&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Little Timmy - Tal Minear&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;
  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Art by Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme Song &amp; Original Music by Mattie roi Berger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera &amp; Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Directing by Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Showruning - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Executive Producer - Tom Owen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Presented by Bloody FM&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/"&gt;www.Bloody-Disgusting.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.scparchives.com/"&gt;www.SCParchives.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Patreon:&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod"&gt; https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Store: &lt;a href="https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives"&gt;https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/"&gt;https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bluesky: &lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Discord:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX"&gt; https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;TikTok: &lt;a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod"&gt;https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;YouTube: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Newsletter: &lt;a href="https://pacificobadiah.com"&gt;https://pacificobadiah.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See &lt;a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com"&gt;pcm.adswizz.com&lt;/a&gt; for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire  Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."

Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"
<h3><a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-3-janice-s/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Transcript</a></h3>
<h3>Patrons</h3>
Jan 15 - Jan 21
Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW!
<h3>Cast & Crew</h3>
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Teddy - David Ault
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
David - Chris Harris-Beechy
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton
D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein
Chauffer - Rissa Montanez
Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner
Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe
Interviewer - Marquiz Moore
D-12601 - Daisy McNamara
D-12603 - Hannah Schooner
D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah
D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
 
Presented by Bloody FM<a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/">www.Bloody-Disgusting.com</a><a href="http://www.scparchives.com/">www.SCParchives.com</a>&nbsp;Patreon:<a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod"> https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod</a>Store: <a href="https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives">https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives</a> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/">https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/</a>Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social" target="_blank">https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social</a>Discord:&nbsp;<a href="https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX"> https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX</a>TikTok: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod">https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod</a>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives">https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives</a>Newsletter: <a href="https://pacificobadiah.com">https://pacificobadiah.com</a>&nbsp; Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See <a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com">pcm.adswizz.com</a> for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-3-janice-s/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"&gt;Transcript&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;Patrons&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jan 15 - Jan 21&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;Cast &amp; Crew&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah &amp; Jon Grilz&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner &amp; Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Janice - Kayla Temshiv&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Teddy - David Ault&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fren - Erika Sanderson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rodney - TJ Berry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kurt &amp; Burt - Josh Rubino&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holmwood - Jordan Cobb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David - Chris Harris-Beechy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chauffer - Rissa Montanez&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Interviewer - Marquiz Moore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12601 - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12603 - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Art by Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme Song &amp; Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera &amp; Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Directing by Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Showruning - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Executive Producer - Tom Owen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"

Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."
<a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-2-fren-m/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Transcript</a>
<h3>Patrons</h3>
Jan 8 - Jan 14
Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett
<h3>Cast & Crew</h3>
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton
D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein
Elevator - Tal Minear
Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger
Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak
Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding
Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy
Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah
Scientist 2 - B. Narr
Security Guard - Damon Alums
Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
 
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/situationally-comedic-persons-2-fren-m/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"&gt;Transcript&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;Patrons&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jan 8 - Jan 14&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;Cast &amp; Crew&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah &amp; Jon Grilz&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner &amp; Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fren - Erika Sanderson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rodney - TJ Berry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Janice - Kayla Temshiv&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kurt &amp; Burt - Josh Rubino&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holmwood - Jordan Cobb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Podcast Host - Fay Roberts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Elevator - Tal Minear&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scientist 2 - B. Narr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Security Guard - Damon Alums&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Art by Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme Song &amp; Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera &amp; Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Directing by Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Showruning - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Executive Producer - Tom Owen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."

Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
<a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/s9e1-orientation/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Transcript</a>
Patrons
Jan 1 - Jan 7
Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!
Cast & Crew
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Rodney - TJ Berry
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Jack - Brandon P Jenkins
David - Chris Harris-Beechey
Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano
D-12601 - Daisy McNamara
D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah
D-12603 - Hannah Schooner
D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera
Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park  
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.pacificobadiah.com/s9e1-orientation/" rel="noopener noreferrer"&gt;Transcript&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Patrons&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jan 1 - Jan 7&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cast &amp; Crew&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner &amp; Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rodney - TJ Berry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fren - Erika Sanderson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Janice - Kayla Temshiv&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kurt &amp; Burt - Josh Rubino&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holmwood - Jordan Cobb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jack - Brandon P Jenkins&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David - Chris Harris-Beechey&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12601 - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12603 - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Art by Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Theme Song &amp; Original Music by Mattie roi Berger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera &amp; Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sound Design - Hannah Schooner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Directing by Giancarlo Herrera&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Showruning - Daisy McNamara&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Executive Producer - Tom Owen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Presented by Bloody FM&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/"&gt;www.Bloody-Disgusting.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.scparchives.com/"&gt;www.SCParchives.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Patreon:&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod"&gt; https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Store: &lt;a href="https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives"&gt;https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Instagram: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/"&gt;https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bluesky: &lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Discord:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX"&gt; https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;TikTok: &lt;a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod"&gt;https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;YouTube: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Newsletter: &lt;a href="https://pacificobadiah.com"&gt;https://pacificobadiah.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See &lt;a href="https://pcm.adswizz.com"&gt;pcm.adswizz.com&lt;/a&gt; for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."

Patrons
Jan 1 - Jan 7
Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!

Cast & Crew
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera 
Rodney - TJ Berry
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Jack - Brandon P Jenkins
David - Chris Harris-Beechey
Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano
D-12601 - Daisy McNamara
D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah
D-12603 - Hannah Schooner
D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera 
Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Matt Roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen 


Situationally Comedic Persons  #1: Orientation

Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.
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