Are mice nocturnal? Where&apos;s dad? No dad? Tiny reindeer? Fur is murder! Smoking??? INDOORS! Santa&apos;s an elf? Explains the chimneys. YOU&apos;RE a jerk. Happy Christmas! G&apos;night.

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Are mice nocturnal? Where's dad? No dad? Tiny reindeer? Fur is murder! Smoking??? INDOORS! Santa's an elf? Explains the chimneys. YOU'RE a jerk.  Happy Christmas! G'night.   

Two-Person Book Club

Bonus Holiday Episode - 'Twas the Poem That's Not Called What You Probably Think It's Called

Bonus Holiday Episode - 'Twas the Poem That's Not Called What You Probably Think It's Called

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