So Bad It's Bad

So, first of all, apologies. Just apologies all the way round. Apologies to our millions of fans, who had to wait four years to get a new episode. Apologies to the wonderful Daley Haggar, who gamely hopped on to record an episode four years ago--which was a different damn era of humanity. Why did this one take so long to edit and put up? Was it the deep state? Right-wing agitators? Woke snowflakes? Listen and decide for yourself.

We are back. After months of silence, Sonesh and John re-emerge to give the world the same stupid shit. Such as: is having a lasagna vagina a good thing, or instead is it grounds for defamation?Plus: Jane Austen’s top-notch novels, now available in English! Accomplices to pasta crimes. The new way to peddle drugs, per Bollywood sources. Brigitte Nielsen: less is more for this secretive genius. Please give to Gunnar’s Wheels Foundation at https://greatnonprofits.org/org/gunnars-wheels-foundation

Our first ever guest, TV show creator Dustin Thomason, talks to us about how to make TV shows worse. Why should anyone want to do that? So you can charge more for the good version. It’s called smart business.Plus: NotTerrible.org: our first not bad idea? Are some body parts too close together on women? Kim Basinger to lead America’s economic recovery with the business smarts only she can bring.Please give to Feeding America at www.feedingamerica.org 

Mean Girls dropped a deuce called Mean Girls 2, and we gonna deuce up more classics like Gone With the Wind 2: Still Slaves, Lawrence of Arabia 2: Larry Mumblecore, Citizen Kane 2: High School Newspaper, and Silence of the Lambs 2: Who Moved my Murder? Plus: Rheinhold Dustvagina, non-medical expert. How do you spell your name again? Stop spreading these rumors about Godzilla! How to ruin someone’s life by building up their Ellen DeGeneres hopes. Randy Quaid’s new lifestyle brand, Quoop.Please give to Partners in Health at https://pih.org 

Episode 9: Camgirl tipsSonesh teaches John and camgirls everywhere some fresh ways to get the best tips.Plus: Words so bad that we have to bleep them even on So Bad It’s Bad. Who is in talks to play fictional versions of themself in a movie? Who isn’t? Idris and ScarJo “Caged” into sharing a role. We celebrate the PR geniuses that came up with a campaign for GMO food based on saving tailgating. Lucy Lawless and Alfonso Ribeiro in 50 Shades of Planets, the gritty animated sci-fi exploration of dom-sub relationships between planets and moons.  Please give to Wiser Girls at https://wisergirls.networkforgood.com/