Footy à Deux

After a lengthy hiatus we're back to discuss how different life looks depending on what side of North London you support. Spurs sit at the top of the table while Arsenal have gone hours and hours.... and hours without scoring from open play in the Premier League. Plus, Danny Welbeck gets off the mark for the Seagulls, Dominic Calvert-Lewin nets ANOTHER brace, and a makeshift Liverpool side get the job done easily against Leicester. Pardon Our French!

Manchester United have yet again failed to win in the Premier League at home. In four games they have picked up just one point. Is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to blame? Aston Villa, West Ham, and Burnley all lose making it a tough week for teams playing in the colors of the 1980 Philadelphia Phillies. Chelsea's new look squad improve, City and Liverpool win, and Southampton find themselves in a Champions League spot. Pardon Our French!

Chelsea and United can't find the back of the net at Old Trafford but the game did not lack controVARsy. Plus, Patrick Bamford with a brilliant hat-trick to give Aston Villa their first loss, Arsenal lack creativity in loss to Vardy's Leicester, and Man City lack creativity against West Ham. Premier League: Stock Down. Pardon Our French!

After an international hiatus, we return to discuss the absurdity in the Merseyside Derby. We also get into the Tottenham collapse against West Ham, Pep's triumph over his former assistant, Chelsea's six goal draw, and Villa's dream start. Pardon Our French!

2020 is relentless and football results are not immune to its insanity. Manchester United and Liverpool suffered massive defeats on Sunday that took the football world by surprise. The lads try to wrap their heads around it. Plus, we discuss the biggest deals of deadline day. Smart moves or panic buys? And obviously, we dive deep into the drama surrounding Gunnersaurus which ends with an unlikely hero. Pardon Our French!