A Podcast Will Save This Relationship

I paid good money for this theater seat, I’m eating whatever I want however loudly I want. Sarah reads a Resident Evil fanfic to Josh before they both read Reddit stories about music, eating at the cinema, and wrong DoorDash orders.

…I am the Reddit podcaster. Josh Mansplains 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (2025) to Sarah before they both read Reddit stories about delivery drivers, keeping your phone silent, and boxing.

I’d put the other mispronounced Bagger Vance attempts but then I’d spoil the funniest part of the episode. Sarah tells Josh about the Grimace Birthday Video Game, before they both read Reddit stories about being late, tumblers, and being unlikeable.

These 4 hour long podcasts never take longer than a day to record. Josh Mansplains Jack Ryan: Ghost War to Sarah, before they both read Reddit stories about bald conspiracies, quitting your job, and bagels.

Passive language is taking over Reddit maybe idk. Josh Mansplains Fireproof (2007) to Sarah before reading Reddit stories about Captain Kirk, bugs in the house, and loving Kevin Smith.