Are you ready for the "F Around and Find Out" era? 💅🏾 It's the first 2026 episode of Minoritea Report! Your favorite Aunteas—Kerel, Dawon, and Jerrell—are officially back from the holiday break, and we aren't holding anything back. From Bali yoga retreats to Philly HVAC disasters, we're catching you up on our lives before diving into the absolute chaos that happened while we were gone. In this episode, we break down: The Fitness Journey: Why we're posting thirst traps, keeping each other accountable, and why there are no shortcuts to being snatched. Internet Accountability: The viral story of the woman who hunted down her hater—is 2026 the year of no more trolls? Heated Rivalry Pop Culture Phenomenon: N*tting in mouths and the straights are eating it up, too! Who woulda thought they'd want to come to the cottage, too!? Political Shifts: We're rooting for Jasmine Crockett's 2026 Senate run and why Texas needs her voice right now. The Tea: Our "Aunteas, Do You Give a Damn?" segment covers Nicki Minaj's latest headlines, the Danity Kane "reunion," and why everyone is obsessed with Heated Rivalry. So, Get Your Cups Ready Babyyyy, We're Back! Tea Stamps: 00:00 Intro 01:14 We're Back!! 02:30 Fitness Journey or Thirst Journey? 08:21 The Reality of Fitness and Discipline 10:23 Finding What Works for You 13:32 Applying Fitness Principles to Life Goals 16:19 Navigating Body Image and Fitness Culture 18:13 How Were The Holidays? 27:34 Aunteas, Do You Give A Damn- Online Accountability 32:20 The Importance of Jasmine Crockett 37:06 The Role of Social Media in Modern Politics 39:46 Bye, Nicki Minaj 42:01 The Return of Danity Kane 47:41 Heated Rivalry: We're Coming To The Cottage 55:59 Venezuela 59:22 2026 Awards Season 01:05:05 Benediction