<p class="">Someone has beaten Rose to the punch - but who is she, and what does she want with Gutenberg’s mirrors? Charles avoids bricking a phone. Harahel has a rough day. Rose gets caught with her pants down. Dima has a conflict of interest.</p><p class=""><br></p><p class="">Due to technical difficulties and also a demonic curse, this is the final episode of Relics: Earthly Treasures. However, we have hired John Landis using the remainder of our budget to give each character a proper ending.</p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>Charles found a lucrative gig as a stunt double for Edward James Olmos.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>Dima is now President of Russia, and as surprised as you are.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>Harahel finally founded her own library. Then ate it.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>Rose capped off an illustrious criminal career by stealing the Eiffel Tower. Twice.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>Veronica donned the mask of Ángel de la Muerte once again and went on to win five consecutive championship belts.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>The Collector decided to switch to Magic: the Gathering.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>The Vassal</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>Freed from his prison beneath the Peruvian ziggurat, the demon founded a death metal band, Reaper of Youth. All their music is terrible.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><em>Dominic met a nice lady goat and settled down, just like his mother kept nagging him to do. He had six kids.</em></p><p class=""><br></p><p class="">Earthly Treasures is an Actual Play podcast of Relics: A Game of Angels, a roleplaying game about fallen angels trapped on earth, abandoned by God and desperate for answers.</p><p class=""><br></p><p class=""><a href="http://www.thatsnotcanon.com/relicspodcast?format=rss" target="_blank"><strong>Subscribe to us on your podcatcher of choice.</strong></a></p><p class=""><strong>Find us </strong><a href="http://www.tinstargames.weebly.com/Relics" target="_blank"><strong>ONLINE</strong></a><strong>, </strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/RelicsRPG/" target="_blank"><strong>FACEBOOK</strong></a><strong>, </strong><a href="https://twitter.com/tinstargames" target="_blank"><strong>TWITTER</strong></a><strong>, </strong><a href="https://www.instagram.com/relics_rpg/" target="_blank"><strong>INSTAGRAM</strong></a><strong> and on KICKSTARTER.</strong></p> <br /><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>