<description>&lt;p&gt;NSFW&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! &lt;a href="https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe"&gt;https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI"&gt;http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;(Message &amp; data rates may apply)&lt;br /&gt; _________________________________________________&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;● Track Info ●&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;"In A World" "Assasins" and "Bustin Loose" by Jason Shaw (&lt;a href="http://www.audionautix.com/"&gt;audionautix.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;These works are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href&gt;creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;"Steve Combs Through" Theme by Steve Combs&lt;br /&gt; Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="https://exit.sc/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcreativecommons.org%2Flicenses%2Fby%2F4.0%2F"&gt;creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com"&gt;geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt; for sponsorship inquiries&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Transcript:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SMPU - THE ROCK&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;[00:00:00] &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hobbit:&lt;/strong&gt; [00:01:00] Hello geeks and welcome to a long overdue episode of Smack My Pitch Up, the show that reboots, remakes, reimagine sequels, sidequels and adapts some of your favorite and least favorite properties from film, television, and what have you. And Thandi we're back.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thandi:&lt;/strong&gt; We're Beck, Winick.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hobbit:&lt;/strong&gt; Yay.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thandi:&lt;/strong&gt; Ha ha.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hobbit:&lt;/strong&gt; Thank you so much to our longtime listeners for being patient with us.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; There's been a lot of moving and shaken going on over at the network &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; And also figuring out how to get all the stuff we're doing to fit and so we can be more consistent with our releases. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; And so for this episode, this is a slight tweak on our previous format &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; That's gonna make this a much tighter show &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; Which allows us to record more consistently.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;So hopefully moving forward, we're gonna have like weekly releases for you of this&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thandi:&lt;/strong&gt; that's a good.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hobbit:&lt;/strong&gt; It is a great thing. So &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; This show previously was around an hour or two, an hour 15. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; We are shortening that by one of us each week doing a real take on the remake &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; [00:02:00] And one of us doing the remix, weirdo outside the box, take on it.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;So we're just, instead of four versions of the same movie, we're taking it down to two. So it's a lot more manageable, I think, honestly, it's gonna be a more fun show to have it a little bit tighter like that.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thandi:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah, because everybody likes it &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hobbit:&lt;/strong&gt; tight.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Yeah. And speaking of tight &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; We are going into a tight action &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; Comedy. I mean&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thandi:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah, but only an action comedy in the vein of the idea that all nineties movies fall into this genre.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hobbit:&lt;/strong&gt; when Sean Connery goes was it, losers? Think about &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thandi:&lt;/strong&gt; go home and to fuck the prom queen or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Connery is just rubbing his balls all over this movie, just spreading his musk&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hobbit:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;No fucks given whatsoev</description>

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The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half

FEB 3, 202344 MIN
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The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half

FEB 3, 202344 MIN

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<p>NSFW</p> <p>Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half</p> <p>Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock</p> <p>Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe">https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe</a></p> <p>Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic:<br /> <a href="http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI">http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI</a></p> <p>GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484)</p> <p>(Message & data rates may apply)<br /> _________________________________________________</p> <p>● Track Info ●</p> <p>"In A World" "Assasins" and "Bustin Loose" by Jason Shaw (<a href="http://www.audionautix.com/">audionautix.com</a>)</p> <p>These works are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.<br /> <a href>creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US</a></p> <p>"Steve Combs Through" Theme by Steve Combs<br /> Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)<br /> <a href="https://exit.sc/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcreativecommons.org%2Flicenses%2Fby%2F4.0%2F">creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a></p> <p><a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a> for sponsorship inquiries</p> <p> </p> <p>Transcript:</p> <p><strong>SMPU - THE ROCK</strong><br /> <br /></p> <p>[00:00:00] <br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Hobbit:</strong> [00:01:00] Hello geeks and welcome to a long overdue episode of Smack My Pitch Up, the show that reboots, remakes, reimagine sequels, sidequels and adapts some of your favorite and least favorite properties from film, television, and what have you. And Thandi we're back.<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Thandi:</strong> We're Beck, Winick.<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Hobbit:</strong> Yay.<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Thandi:</strong> Ha ha.<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Hobbit:</strong> Thank you so much to our longtime listeners for being patient with us.<br /> <br /></p> <p> There's been a lot of moving and shaken going on over at the network <br /> <br /></p> <p> And also figuring out how to get all the stuff we're doing to fit and so we can be more consistent with our releases. <br /> <br /></p> <p> And so for this episode, this is a slight tweak on our previous format <br /> <br /></p> <p> That's gonna make this a much tighter show <br /> <br /></p> <p> Which allows us to record more consistently.<br /> <br /></p> <p>So hopefully moving forward, we're gonna have like weekly releases for you of this<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Thandi:</strong> that's a good.<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Hobbit:</strong> It is a great thing. So <br /> <br /></p> <p> This show previously was around an hour or two, an hour 15. <br /> <br /></p> <p> We are shortening that by one of us each week doing a real take on the remake <br /> <br /></p> <p> [00:02:00] And one of us doing the remix, weirdo outside the box, take on it.<br /> <br /></p> <p>So we're just, instead of four versions of the same movie, we're taking it down to two. So it's a lot more manageable, I think, honestly, it's gonna be a more fun show to have it a little bit tighter like that.<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Thandi:</strong> Yeah, because everybody likes it <br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Hobbit:</strong> tight.<br /> <br /></p> <p>Yeah. And speaking of tight <br /> <br /></p> <p> We are going into a tight action <br /> <br /></p> <p> Comedy. I mean<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Thandi:</strong> Yeah, but only an action comedy in the vein of the idea that all nineties movies fall into this genre.<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Hobbit:</strong> when Sean Connery goes was it, losers? Think about <br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Thandi:</strong> go home and to fuck the prom queen or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Connery is just rubbing his balls all over this movie, just spreading his musk<br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>Hobbit:</strong> <br /> <br /></p> <p>No fucks given whatsoev