Remember when you first heard someone refer to the 1990s as &quot;the late 1900s&quot;? That uncomfortable realization that you&apos;re becoming a historical artifact hits differently, and it&apos;s exactly where the High Class Dirtbags kick off their triumphant return episode after summer break. Diving headfirst into absurdity, the crew explores news that sounds fictional but isn&apos;t—like the chess champion accused of using wireless anal beads to cheat, or the extensive list of bizarre possessions owned by the late Queen Elizabeth II (all dolphins in the UK? really?). Their signature game &quot;Guess That Crime&quot; challenges hosts to determine demographics based solely on criminal descriptions, leading to hilarious revelations about biases and surprising truths. The conversation shifts seamlessly between cultural touchpoints and personal boundaries with their recurring segment &quot;That&apos;s a No For Me, Dog.&quot; Would you pay $1000 just for a photo with your favorite celebrity? Could you date someone who can&apos;t cook? The unanimous answers reveal volumes about priorities and values, sparking debates that&apos;ll have you forming your own opinions. California&apos;s bizarre legal code gets thoroughly examined, from prohibitions against women driving in housecoats to laws against moth-hunting under streetlamps. Each strange regulation prompts the question: what happened to necessitate this law? Between discussions of technological evolution that make millennials feel ancient and heated debates about modern conveniences (the bidet conversation gets surprisingly passionate), the episode captures that perfect blend of nostalgic reflection and forward-looking cultural commentary—all wrapped in the irreverent humor that defines the High Class Dirtbags experience. Whether you&apos;re mourning your newfound status as someone from &quot;the late 1900s&quot; or just looking for unfiltered perspectives on today&apos;s strangest headlines, this episode delivers the laughs, insights, and camaraderie we&apos;ve all been missing.

<description>&lt;p&gt;Remember when you first heard someone refer to the 1990s as &amp;quot;the late 1900s&amp;quot;? That uncomfortable realization that you&amp;apos;re becoming a historical artifact hits differently, and it&amp;apos;s exactly where the High Class Dirtbags kick off their triumphant return episode after summer break.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Diving headfirst into absurdity, the crew explores news that sounds fictional but isn&amp;apos;t—like the chess champion accused of using wireless anal beads to cheat, or the extensive list of bizarre possessions owned by the late Queen Elizabeth II (all dolphins in the UK? really?). Their signature game &amp;quot;Guess That Crime&amp;quot; challenges hosts to determine demographics based solely on criminal descriptions, leading to hilarious revelations about biases and surprising truths.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The conversation shifts seamlessly between cultural touchpoints and personal boundaries with their recurring segment &amp;quot;That&amp;apos;s a No For Me, Dog.&amp;quot; Would you pay $1000 just for a photo with your favorite celebrity? Could you date someone who can&amp;apos;t cook? The unanimous answers reveal volumes about priorities and values, sparking debates that&amp;apos;ll have you forming your own opinions.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;California&amp;apos;s bizarre legal code gets thoroughly examined, from prohibitions against women driving in housecoats to laws against moth-hunting under streetlamps. Each strange regulation prompts the question: what happened to necessitate this law?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Between discussions of technological evolution that make millennials feel ancient and heated debates about modern conveniences (the bidet conversation gets surprisingly passionate), the episode captures that perfect blend of nostalgic reflection and forward-looking cultural commentary—all wrapped in the irreverent humor that defines the High Class Dirtbags experience.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Whether you&amp;apos;re mourning your newfound status as someone from &amp;quot;the late 1900s&amp;quot; or just looking for unfiltered perspectives on today&amp;apos;s strangest headlines, this episode delivers the laughs, insights, and camaraderie we&amp;apos;ve all been missing.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Remember when you first heard someone refer to the 1990s as "the late 1900s"? That uncomfortable realization that you're becoming a historical artifact hits differently, and it's exactly where the High Class Dirtbags kick off their triumphant return episode after summer break.  Diving headfirst into absurdity, the crew explores news that sounds fictional but isn't—like the chess champion accused of using wireless anal beads to cheat, or the extensive list of bizarre possessions owned by the l...

EP:71 The Art of Being a Pullout Champion

Intro Song: &quot;Save The Kids&quot; by 3rdwxrld We start the show off this week with a fresh NPOren segment.  The crazy Dave Chapelle incident at the Hollywood Bowl. Roe v. Wade possible being overturned. Different states laws. Inmate escapes with female guard.  Elon Musk. Young Thug and YSLs RICO case.  We discuss. And then a heated debate about gun control. And This Week on &quot;To Woke for Sleep&quot;. Is a RICO the same as your girl getting all the text messages and the other girls confessions of you cheating...? LOL IS SixNine the feds? Or is it just the internet.? What exactly is Casserole? Flintstones and Jetson&apos;s lived in the same time.?   &quot;Thats A No For Me Dawg&quot; Would you approve of your bm&apos;s new boyfriend getting your kids name tatted? Would you stay with a mate who lost a limb? For $10,000 would you go to sex island? Would you get tortured to save a stranger? Would you be rich and famous now, knowing you&apos;ll be dead or in prison 15yrs later? Got Deep Jim Carey or Adam Sandler? And Guess that Crime to wrap it up. Thanks for Listening

<description>&lt;p&gt;Intro Song: &amp;quot;Save The Kids&amp;quot; by 3rdwxrld&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We start the show off this week with a fresh NPOren segment. &lt;br/&gt;The crazy Dave Chapelle incident at the Hollywood Bowl.&lt;br/&gt;Roe v. Wade possible being overturned. Different states laws.&lt;br/&gt;Inmate escapes with female guard. &lt;br/&gt;Elon Musk.&lt;br/&gt;Young Thug and YSLs RICO case.  We discuss.&lt;br/&gt;And then a heated debate about gun control.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And This Week on &amp;quot;To Woke for Sleep&amp;quot;.&lt;br/&gt;Is a RICO the same as your girl getting all the text messages and the other girls confessions of you cheating...? LOL&lt;br/&gt;IS SixNine the feds? Or is it just the internet.?&lt;br/&gt;What exactly is Casserole?&lt;br/&gt;Flintstones and Jetson&amp;apos;s lived in the same time.?  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;quot;Thats A No For Me Dawg&amp;quot;&lt;br/&gt;Would you approve of your bm&amp;apos;s new boyfriend getting your kids name tatted?&lt;br/&gt;Would you stay with a mate who lost a limb?&lt;br/&gt;For $10,000 would you go to sex island?&lt;br/&gt;Would you get tortured to save a stranger?&lt;br/&gt;Would you be rich and famous now, knowing you&amp;apos;ll be dead or in prison 15yrs later? Got Deep&lt;br/&gt;Jim Carey or Adam Sandler?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And Guess that Crime to wrap it up.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Thanks for Listening&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Intro Song: "Save The Kids" by 3rdwxrld  We start the show off this week with a fresh NPOren segment.  The crazy Dave Chapelle incident at the Hollywood Bowl. Roe v. Wade possible being overturned. Different states laws. Inmate escapes with female guard.  Elon Musk. Young Thug and YSLs RICO case.  We discuss. And then a heated debate about gun control.  And This Week on "To Woke for Sleep". Is a RICO the same as your girl getting all the text messages and the other girls confes...

EP:69 The R.I.C.O with guest (Priddy Yew and T-Medina)

Song Of The Show Million Miles by Graf Byrd First off: Olanski makes his case for suing The Make A Wish Foundation. DUMB LAWS ALASKA NPOren Utah offers porn class students will watch porn together.. Growing weed In space  std allergy? Now she can’t have peanuts? Harvard has ties to salvery pledges 100million House votes to legalize weed waiting on Senate  Baby born with two penises has bigger one cut off.. doc said bc it didn’t work Passover Easter Ramadan all fell on the same weekend.  Elon musk buys twitter. Question Since last episode when we talked about FL passing the “don’t say gay bill”  Florida now cuts deal with Disney bc of don’t say gay bill.  Disney no longer a municipality. Florida bans 50 math books due to CTR and sensitivity reasons. Tragic milestone. Children’s #1 cause of death in US is gun related  Gun-related deaths rose 29% among 1- to 19-year-olds from 2019 to 2020, Mask mandates lifted by TSA Isreali And hamas are at it again  Ukrainian still under siege This Week On That’s A No For Me Dawg: Would you date someone who can talk to ghost? If you played in a big sports league would you rather take the big contract and always lose, Or take a smaller one to win? If your girl has a birthday dinner should you, her man cover the entire tab? If a person you don’t like (mean coworker) invites everyone out for their birthday, are you going? Who masturbates more, women or men? If you and your women get held up at gunpoint and she runs off. How would you feel?Would you let your 14 year old daughter kiss her bf in pics on social media? Do you have to talk you you lover everyday? Would you piss of mike Tyson for a dare? Should a man let his woman accept gifts from another man if he can’t afford them? How many days a week should the parent have the child to get child support? Black Chyna.. Who would be the toughest person to beat if there were a present day Def jam vendetta?

<description>&lt;p&gt;Song Of The Show&lt;br/&gt;Million Miles by Graf Byrd &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;First off: Olanski makes his case for suing The Make A Wish Foundation.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;DUMB LAWS ALASKA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;NPOren&lt;br/&gt;Utah offers porn class students will watch porn together..&lt;br/&gt;Growing weed In space &lt;br/&gt; std allergy? Now she can’t have peanuts?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Harvard has ties to salvery pledges 100million&lt;br/&gt;House votes to legalize weed waiting on Senate &lt;br/&gt;Baby born with two penises has bigger one cut off.. doc said bc it didn’t work&lt;br/&gt;Passover Easter Ramadan all fell on the same weekend. &lt;br/&gt;Elon musk buys twitter. Question&lt;br/&gt;Since last episode when we talked about FL passing the “don’t say gay bill” &lt;br/&gt;Florida now cuts deal with Disney bc of don’t say gay bill.&lt;br/&gt; Disney no longer a municipality.&lt;br/&gt;Florida bans 50 math books due to CTR and sensitivity reasons.&lt;br/&gt;Tragic milestone. Children’s #1 cause of death in US is gun related &lt;br/&gt;Gun-related deaths rose 29% among 1- to 19-year-olds from 2019 to 2020,&lt;br/&gt;Mask mandates lifted by TSA&lt;br/&gt;Isreali And hamas are at it again &lt;br/&gt;Ukrainian still under siege &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This Week On&lt;br/&gt;That’s A No For Me Dawg:&lt;br/&gt;Would you date someone who can talk to ghost?&lt;br/&gt;If you played in a big sports league would you rather take the big contract and always lose, Or take a smaller one to win?&lt;br/&gt;If your girl has a birthday dinner should you, her man cover the entire tab?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;If a person you don’t like (mean coworker) invites everyone out for their birthday, are you going?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who masturbates more, women or men?&lt;br/&gt;If you and your women get held up at gunpoint and she runs off. How would you feel?Would you let your 14 year old daughter kiss her bf in pics on social media?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Do you have to talk you you lover everyday?&lt;br/&gt;Would you piss of mike Tyson for a dare?&lt;br/&gt;Should a man let his woman accept gifts from another man if he can’t afford them?&lt;br/&gt;How many days a week should the parent have the child to get child support? Black Chyna..&lt;br/&gt;Who would be the toughest person to beat if there were a present day Def jam vendetta?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Song Of The Show Million Miles by Graf Byrd   First off: Olanski makes his case for suing The Make A Wish Foundation. DUMB LAWS ALASKA  NPOren Utah offers porn class students will watch porn together.. Growing weed In space   std allergy? Now she can’t have peanuts? Harvard has ties to salvery pledges 100million House votes to legalize weed waiting on Senate  Baby born with two penises has bigger one cut off.. doc said bc it didn’t work Passover Easter Ramadan all fell on the same w...

EP:68 "Early worm get catches by the bird” (Dating Spirit Mediums) Feat: Austin804

Song Of the Week: LONELY by 3RD WXRLD This Week On: &quot;NO FOR ME DAWG.&quot; Can you date someone that can talk to ghost? Would you take male birth control? Best man confess love to his best friends girl at their wedding what’s your reaction? Should a man let his girl accept gifts from another man if he can’t afford it? You can live longer if you upload ya Brain to the cloud.. you doing it? Can you date someone with short term memory loss? Have you learned enough from TV movie to survive in the woods? Like build a fire?This Week On: &quot;NPOren.&quot; Jewish super hero moonknight Yale student steals 40 million in electronics White band SOJA soldiers of Jan army win Grammy over black reggae artists Elon be tweeting owns 9 percent of twitter now Black surpreme court judge Kentanji Brown 64,000 question is now 680,000 due to inflation Paralyzed man using brain implant orders a beer House votes to legalize weed waiting on Senate  Guess That Crime, Dumb Laws According To Dumber States and much more!

<description>&lt;p&gt;Song Of the Week: &lt;br/&gt;LONELY by 3RD WXRLD&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This Week On:&lt;br/&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;b&gt;NO FOR ME DAWG.&amp;quot;&lt;br/&gt;Can you date someone that can talk to ghost?&lt;br/&gt;Would you take male birth control?&lt;br/&gt;Best man confess love to his best friends girl at their wedding what’s your reaction?&lt;br/&gt;Should a man let his girl accept gifts from another man if he can’t afford it?&lt;br/&gt;You can live longer if you upload ya Brain to the cloud.. you doing it?&lt;br/&gt;Can you date someone with short term memory loss?&lt;br/&gt;Have you learned enough from TV movie to survive in the woods? Like build a fire?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Week On:&lt;br/&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;b&gt;NPOren.&amp;quot;&lt;br/&gt;Jewish super hero moonknight &lt;br/&gt;Yale student steals 40 million in electronics &lt;br/&gt;White band SOJA soldiers of Jan army win Grammy over black reggae artists&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;E&lt;b&gt;lon be tweeting owns 9 percent of twitter now &lt;br/&gt;Black surpreme court judge Kentanji Brown &lt;br/&gt;64,000 question is now 680,000 due to inflation &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Paralyzed man using brain implant orders a beer&lt;br/&gt;House votes to legalize weed waiting on Senate &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Guess That Crime, Dumb Laws According To Dumber States and much more!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Song Of the Week:  LONELY by 3RD WXRLD  This Week On: "NO FOR ME DAWG." Can you date someone that can talk to ghost? Would you take male birth control? Best man confess love to his best friends girl at their wedding what’s your reaction? Should a man let his girl accept gifts from another man if he can’t afford it? You can live longer if you upload ya Brain to the cloud.. you doing it? Can you date someone with short term memory loss? Have you learned enough from TV movie to survive in the wo...

EP:67 "SLAPPY HAPPY" (THE LIGHT SIDE OF THE PALM) Feat: Black Magic

ON THIS EPISODE THE GANG BECOME MEMBERS OF JUSSIE SMOLLETS CONGREGATION. Song Of the show: This Week on That&apos;s a No For Me Dawg: Would you get shot 9 times in order to be a rap superstar? Free gas for year or lunch with Kayne If ya gal ask you to get ya ass waxed would you? If given the chance would you relive your whole life over? Would you accept you dream job if it meant not talking to your family for a year? Magic power for the lost of a sense? Is it stealing if you eat some grapes before you buy them? What lengths are you willing to go for the greater good? You just started dating this women.  Had sex and all. And one day she call and say her ex at This Week On NPOren Breaking news mr say it again himself sentence to 2 years house arrest after racist dies from one punchJussie smoothie  Kanye  VS skete Vs kim Ukrainian president  Weird divorce Tom Brady unretires man loses 500k investment bc he bought tom Bradys last td ball Transgender swimmer is ranked number one now  Russians coming from Mexico  Florida&apos;s don’t say gay law  No more daylight saving time Jussie smoothie  Ga passed gun laws Crown act passes cannot hate on black folks hair  Brittany groaner locked up Cali coming for chic fil a bc of a traffic This Week On Guess That Crime: Sailor kills wife lover when he come home early  MAN KILLS TWO KIDS OVER FACEBOOK POST DISSING HIM MAN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO JAIL (says he was being chased by a man with a gun) Robbers arrested for butt dialing while breaking into someones house  2 men arrested after getting pulled over and drugs being found in a bag labeled bag full of drugs

<description>&lt;p&gt;ON THIS EPISODE THE GANG BECOME MEMBERS OF JUSSIE SMOLLETS CONGREGATION.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Song Of the show: &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This Week on That&amp;apos;s a No For Me Dawg:&lt;br/&gt;Would you get shot 9 times in order to be a rap superstar?&lt;br/&gt;Free gas for year or lunch with Kayne &lt;br/&gt;If ya gal ask you to get ya ass waxed would you?&lt;br/&gt;If given the chance would you relive your whole life over?&lt;br/&gt;Would you accept you dream job if it meant not talking to your family for a year?&lt;br/&gt;Magic power for the lost of a sense?&lt;br/&gt;Is it stealing if you eat some grapes before you buy them?&lt;br/&gt;What lengths are you willing to go for the greater good?&lt;br/&gt;You just started dating this women.  Had sex and all. And one day she call and say her ex at &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This Week On NPOren&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Breaking news mr say it again himself sentence to 2 years house arrest after racist dies from one punch&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jussie smoothie &lt;br/&gt;Kanye  VS skete Vs kim&lt;br/&gt;Ukrainian president &lt;br/&gt;Weird divorce&lt;br/&gt;Tom Brady unretires man loses 500k investment bc he bought tom Bradys last td ball&lt;br/&gt;Transgender swimmer is ranked number one now &lt;br/&gt;Russians coming from Mexico &lt;br/&gt;Florida&amp;apos;s don’t say gay law &lt;br/&gt;No more daylight saving time&lt;br/&gt;Jussie smoothie &lt;br/&gt;Ga passed gun laws&lt;br/&gt;Crown act passes cannot hate on black folks hair &lt;br/&gt;Brittany groaner locked up&lt;br/&gt;Cali coming for chic fil a bc of a traffic &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Week On Guess That Crime:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sailor kills wife lover when he come home early &lt;br/&gt;MAN KILLS TWO KIDS OVER FACEBOOK POST DISSING HIM&lt;br/&gt;MAN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO JAIL&lt;br/&gt;(says he was being chased by a man with a gun)&lt;br/&gt;Robbers arrested for butt dialing while breaking into someones house &lt;br/&gt;2 men arrested after getting pulled over and drugs being found in a bag labeled bag full of drugs&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

ON THIS EPISODE THE GANG BECOME MEMBERS OF JUSSIE SMOLLETS CONGREGATION.  Song Of the show:   This Week on That's a No For Me Dawg: Would you get shot 9 times in order to be a rap superstar? Free gas for year or lunch with Kayne  If ya gal ask you to get ya ass waxed would you? If given the chance would you relive your whole life over? Would you accept you dream job if it meant not talking to your family for a year? Magic power for the lost of a sense? Is it stealing if you eat some grapes be...

EP:66 I'm not a Atheist, I'm A Juiciest (Church Of Jussieism)

Each week join hosts The Dirtbags As they give their politically incorrect/correct take on Current events, Cultural Taboos, and whatever else comes to mind. 

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