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Shanon And Jami throw bombs at Kate Blanchett but then are instantly best friends for no reason, they go to a fun island with Channing Tatum but some of the night time activities really suck. Their 1000 year old step mother in law stays with them and...

Shanon and Jami do stunts and fight crime, then go to a planet of "dumb monkeys" Jami hates them so we get a nice air B&B in the woods and get visited by some strangers who are no match for our imaginary friends.

Shanon and Jami book "private time" in the Danger Room, find out they're a computer simulation and get bored staring at trees so they rob stagecoaches, then join a convent, escape, and learn that I guess busting makes them "feel good." 

Shanon and Jami become spies and turn on each other, animate a dead boyfriend, and eventually go on a date with Dua Lipa and Henry Cavill, but come home with Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell. 

Shanon and Jami go our own separate ways. She sees Drake in Nashville and I live as a minimalist cleaining Tokyo public bathrooms with Vim Venders. Then we both enjoy disappointment in Halo the series.