<p><br></p><p>Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know. </p><br><p>🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨</p><br><p>This week on&nbsp;<em>My Mate Bought a Toaster</em>, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.</p><br><p>Among the discoveries:</p><p>🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher</p><p>📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame</p><p>🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation</p><p>🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself</p><p>🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she is</p><br><p>PLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.</p><p>⏱️ BEST BITS:</p><p>00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession</p><p>00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher</p><p>00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession</p><p>00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story</p><p>00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game</p><p>00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery</p><p>00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors</p><p>00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories</p><br><p><br></p><p>🎵 <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@toasterpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a> &nbsp;</p><br><p>📸<a href="https://www.instagram.com/toasterpod/?hl=en-gb" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> &nbsp;</p><br><p>▶️<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@mymateboughtatoaster" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>&nbsp;</p><br><p>📘 <a href="https://share.google/kQj96fbPrMKvSfXsE" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook</a></p><br><p>❤️ Follow Abi Clarke on Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedy</a></p><br><p>And keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…</p><br><p><br></p><p>Toast xx</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>