Nuzzle House

<p>We learn:</p> <ul> <li>The blood room is toxic</li> <li>The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her</li> <li>Our hero is going to school</li> </ul> <p>Go on, read it for yourself: </p> <p><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&amp;next=t" rel="nofollow">https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&amp;amp;next=t</a></p> <p>Listen anywhere:</p> <p><a href="https://nuzzlehouse.com/" rel="nofollow">nuzzlehouse.com</a></p> <p>Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.</p> <p>Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house</a></p> <p>Send us your feedback online: <a href="https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3125751b-aab6-4ce8-988d-cbb97dc7cca9" rel="nofollow">https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3125751b-aab6-4ce8-988d-cbb97dc7cca9</a></p>

<p>We learn:</p> <ul> <li>Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her</li> <li>There’s a blood room for time outs</li> <li>You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die</li> </ul> <p>Go on, read it for yourself: </p> <p><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&amp;next=t" rel="nofollow">https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&amp;amp;next=t</a></p> <p>Listen anywhere:</p> <p><a href="https://nuzzlehouse.com" rel="nofollow">nuzzlehouse.com</a></p> <p>Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.</p> <p>Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house</a></p> <p>Send us your feedback online: <a href="https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5d4388c4-e9e3-492d-8f56-665b817217bc" rel="nofollow">https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5d4388c4-e9e3-492d-8f56-665b817217bc</a></p>

<p>We take D\&amp;D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.</p> <p>We learn:</p> <ul> <li>After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff</li> <li>Everyone can’t stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is</li> <li>The gang successfully completes their first quest</li> </ul> <p>Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house</a></p> <p>Send us your feedback online: <a href="https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9968f32c-7017-4c27-a88c-1cb0d74a7067" rel="nofollow">https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9968f32c-7017-4c27-a88c-1cb0d74a7067</a></p>

<p>We take D\&amp;D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.</p> <p>We learn:</p> <ul> <li>Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bear’s crotch</li> <li>Figs drops his god for some guy in a band</li> <li>Meepo can actually fight!</li> </ul> <p>Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house</a></p> <p>Send us your feedback online: <a href="https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9ff82fb8-a4be-4969-8e20-5eddee523061" rel="nofollow">https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9ff82fb8-a4be-4969-8e20-5eddee523061</a></p>

<p>We learn:</p> <ul> <li>Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast</li> <li>I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking me</li> <li>I’m not eating chips on the show again</li> </ul> <p>Guests:</p> <ul> <li>Ben from ‘Words About Books’ Podcast:</li> <li><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4slo9fWdu8rjFYkUTETVD8" rel="nofollow">https://open.spotify.com/show/4slo9fWdu8rjFYkUTETVD8</a></li> <li>Elton from ‘Elton Reads a Book a Week’ Podcast</li> <li><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ecm8KtpKpzD0NA6H3QEAb" rel="nofollow">https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ecm8KtpKpzD0NA6H3QEAb</a></li> <li>Chantelle from ‘Uncited: An English Lit’ Podcast</li> <li><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2rRwRRHAoqH6uMBWUrKVXH" rel="nofollow">https://open.spotify.com/show/2rRwRRHAoqH6uMBWUrKVXH</a></li> <li>Gertie from ‘being my wife’</li> </ul> <p>Go on, read them for yourself:</p> <ul> <li>Quiet Moments With You by: Baroness_Blixen</li> <li><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/16863379" rel="nofollow">https://archiveofourown.org/works/16863379</a></li> <li>Merry Christmas, Doctor Who! by: Caitlin_Salem</li> <li><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/62963620" rel="nofollow">https://archiveofourown.org/works/62963620</a></li> <li>January 1st: New Year's by: PawneePorpoise</li> <li><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/6310126" rel="nofollow">https://archiveofourown.org/works/6310126</a></li> <li><strong>Omit No Opporunity by: princetteofcats</strong></li> <li><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/5607829" rel="nofollow">https://archiveofourown.org/works/5607829</a></li> </ul> <p>—-</p> <p>Listen anywhere:</p> <p><a href="https://nuzzlehouse.com" rel="nofollow">nuzzlehouse.com</a></p> <p>Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house</a></p> <p>Send us your feedback online: <a href="https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8865a9db-7ef4-4cfd-9356-83de5ebb58ee" rel="nofollow">https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8865a9db-7ef4-4cfd-9356-83de5ebb58ee</a></p>