<description>&lt;p&gt;Huge news. Elis has nearly got into a fight. He nearly lamped a bloke because he confused Llanfairfechan with Penmaenmawr*. Of course he didn’t. Rather he was being a stand up citizen protecting this nation’s highways.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;But heroism doesn’t pay, because it’s also time for the semi-regular spousal Elis James rinse. Isy's been talking about Elis on other platforms, which means great insight for us all. What is he like away from the limelight of one of the UK’s most megatised podcasts? Until what time every morning is he in his boxers? Does he really quote football cliches to his wife?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Elsewhere, could we record John’s therapy sessions for bonus content? Does Adrian Chiles like swimming? And there’s massive stuff going down in the Rodders-Winter Universe.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;*In all fairness they’re right next to each other on the A55.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whatever it is you've got send it to hello@elisandjohn.com.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at &lt;a href="http://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;patreon.com/elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For weekly visual highlights, head to &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;youtube.com/@elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For everything else, head to &lt;a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;elisandjohn.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Elis nearly gets into a fight

Huge news. Elis has nearly got into a fight. He nearly lamped a bloke because he confused Llanfairfechan with Penmaenmawr*. Of course he didn’t. Rather he was being a stand up citizen protecting this nation’s highways.&nbsp; But heroism doesn’t pay, because it’s also time for the semi-regular spousal Elis James rinse. Isy's been talking about Elis on other platforms, which means great insight for us all. What is he like away from the limelight of one of the UK’s most megatised podcasts? Until what time every morning is he in his boxers? Does he really quote football cliches to his wife?&nbsp; Elsewhere, could we record John’s therapy sessions for bonus content? Does Adrian Chiles like swimming? And there’s massive stuff going down in the Rodders-Winter Universe.&nbsp; *In all fairness they’re right next to each other on the A55. Whatever it is you've got send it to hello@elisandjohn.com. For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/elisandjohn</a>.For weekly visual highlights, head to <a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">youtube.com/@elisandjohn</a>.For everything else, head to <a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">elisandjohn.com</a>. The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production. <hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

#532 - Cat Yoghurt, Snatching Defeat and David’s Got 19 Bikes

<description>&lt;p&gt;Quick hypothetical Q: If you’re running a marathon for the first time (because you’ve realised your bones actually aren’t too heavy to run) and you want to get advice from someone, who do you turn to?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Roger Bannister? Not possible. Forrest Gump? Not possible again. Oh, what about the world class athlete who held the record for the fastest women's marathon for 16 years? What, Paula Radcliffe? Yeah, just a bit mate! Strap in for some gold-plated advice from one of the best to ever do it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Elsewhere Elis has been Cymru Connecting like there’s no tomorrow. He’s going back to the 60s, he’s getting maiden names confirmed, he’s Derren Browning wedding guests who haven’t even asked for it. Can his midweek connecting help his in-game performance?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lastly Dave drops the bombshell that he’s got guinea pigs, but don’t worry, he hasn’t got lad ones.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you’re enjoying what you’re hearing/seeing and want to get involved, you can! Via the magical medium of email. Just send your bits and bobs to hello@elisandjohn.com.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at &lt;a href="http://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;patreon.com/elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For weekly visual highlights, head to &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;youtube.com/@elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For everything else, head to &lt;a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;elisandjohn.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Actual Paula Radcliffe stops by to give John some marathon tips.

Quick hypothetical Q: If you’re running a marathon for the first time (because you’ve realised your bones actually aren’t too heavy to run) and you want to get advice from someone, who do you turn to? Roger Bannister? Not possible. Forrest Gump? Not possible again. Oh, what about the world class athlete who held the record for the fastest women's marathon for 16 years? What, Paula Radcliffe? Yeah, just a bit mate! Strap in for some gold-plated advice from one of the best to ever do it. Elsewhere Elis has been Cymru Connecting like there’s no tomorrow. He’s going back to the 60s, he’s getting maiden names confirmed, he’s Derren Browning wedding guests who haven’t even asked for it. Can his midweek connecting help his in-game performance? Lastly Dave drops the bombshell that he’s got guinea pigs, but don’t worry, he hasn’t got lad ones. If you’re enjoying what you’re hearing/seeing and want to get involved, you can! Via the magical medium of email. Just send your bits and bobs to hello@elisandjohn.com. For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/elisandjohn</a>.For weekly visual highlights, head to <a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">youtube.com/@elisandjohn</a>.For everything else, head to <a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">elisandjohn.com</a>. The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

#531 - Trauma Shirts, Pavarotti the Hamster and Paula Radcliffe

<description>&lt;p&gt;Elis has a hot chest and feels spacey, whilst John’s got his thrice a decade hay fever, which is a real problem now he’s in full vis. So that’s a great start to the second ever Megatisation era episode.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today’s a day for big questions, including and not limited to… Are their filthcentric studio sharers the antichrist? Has John nearly completed YouTube? Can he also win an Oscar with his sizzling bath content? Would you queue for a curry house before it opens in the mid afternoon? Do you like prawns? And where’s your mate?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;All questions answered within.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;And if this is the carbs to fill you up at the start of a great big Elis and John buffet well the high [production] cost protein afterwards can be found over on our new Patreon. Bonus content in the bath and the first ever Adventure of Elis and John are on patreon.com/elisandjohn. And do go through the website rather than the app so that you avoid extra app charges!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;And the sweet dessert of the buffet, this week’s Bureau will arrive only / exclusively on BBC Sounds on Saturday morning.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;To get in touch contact via our brand new email hello@elisandjohn.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For weekly visual highlights, head to &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;youtube.com/@elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For everything else, head to &lt;a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;elisandjohn.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Would you queue for a curry house before it opens in the mid afternoon?

Elis has a hot chest and feels spacey, whilst John’s got his thrice a decade hay fever, which is a real problem now he’s in full vis. So that’s a great start to the second ever Megatisation era episode.&nbsp; Today’s a day for big questions, including and not limited to… Are their filthcentric studio sharers the antichrist? Has John nearly completed YouTube? Can he also win an Oscar with his sizzling bath content? Would you queue for a curry house before it opens in the mid afternoon? Do you like prawns? And where’s your mate? All questions answered within.&nbsp; And if this is the carbs to fill you up at the start of a great big Elis and John buffet well the high [production] cost protein afterwards can be found over on our new Patreon. Bonus content in the bath and the first ever Adventure of Elis and John are on patreon.com/elisandjohn. And do go through the website rather than the app so that you avoid extra app charges! And the sweet dessert of the buffet, this week’s Bureau will arrive only / exclusively on BBC Sounds on Saturday morning. To get in touch contact via our brand new email hello@elisandjohn.comFor weekly visual highlights, head to <a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">youtube.com/@elisandjohn</a>.For everything else, head to <a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">elisandjohn.com</a>. The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

#530 - Mid-Table Rhino, 4:55pm Double Curry and The History of The Buffet 

<description>&lt;p&gt;It’s a big/normal day! Everything in Elis and John world just got bigger/stayed exactly the same as before! All praise the Brave New World/status quo!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;John’s dressed up in a suit and tie to mark the (non-) occasion, and there’s a 100 points on offer to the listener who can decipher John’s scripted intro.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beyond everything changing/staying exactly the same, Elis and John try to find the best non-threatening noise to make whilst running to alert non-runners, with some very surprising suggestions. Elis tries to pick himself up after last week’s missed shot at glory in the Cymru Connection, plus there’s a return to a glorious sub-category of Mad Dads: milk.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;One thing that definitely has changed is the Elis and John spiritual home: the email hub. You can now contact the show by sending your correspondence to hello@elisandjohn.com.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at &lt;a href="http://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;patreon.com/elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For weekly visual highlights, head to &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;youtube.com/@elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For everything else, head to &lt;a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;elisandjohn.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

It’s a big/normal day! All praise the Brave New World/status quo!

It’s a big/normal day! Everything in Elis and John world just got bigger/stayed exactly the same as before! All praise the Brave New World/status quo! John’s dressed up in a suit and tie to mark the (non-) occasion, and there’s a 100 points on offer to the listener who can decipher John’s scripted intro. Beyond everything changing/staying exactly the same, Elis and John try to find the best non-threatening noise to make whilst running to alert non-runners, with some very surprising suggestions. Elis tries to pick himself up after last week’s missed shot at glory in the Cymru Connection, plus there’s a return to a glorious sub-category of Mad Dads: milk. One thing that definitely has changed is the Elis and John spiritual home: the email hub. You can now contact the show by sending your correspondence to hello@elisandjohn.com. For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/elisandjohn</a>.For weekly visual highlights, head to <a href="http://youtube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">youtube.com/@elisandjohn</a>.For everything else, head to <a href="http://www.elisandjohn.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">elisandjohn.com</a>. The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production. <hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

#529 - Running Noises, Cubist Javelin and Elis & Johndgerbread Men

<description>&lt;p&gt;Emergency! Emergency! Elis and John just got Megatised. We repeat, Elis and John just got Megatised.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;PATREON VIBES IN THE AREA&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our brand new Patreon channel will feature our flagship offering of The Adventures of Elis and John - a monthly visualised series too daring for TV that will feature excursions, activities and escapades from our favourite todgers. Subscribers will also get fully visualised podcast eps, behind-the-scenes action, first dibs on EJJR tour tickets and ad-free listening. Each tier offers the exact same content with our 'pay-what-you-can' scheme. To subscribe head to &lt;a href="http://patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;patreon.com/elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;WE HAVE A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subscribe at &lt;a href="http://YouTube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;YouTube.com/@elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt; for twice-weekly episode highlights on our brand new YouTube channel!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;AS YOU WERE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you like what you like, fear not! You can continue to listen to the podcast wherever you like, the Bureau de Change of the Mind remains exclusive to Sounds and we’ll still be on 5 Live every Friday afternoon.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;CONTACT THE SHOW&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our brand new email address is &lt;a href="mailto:hello@elisandjohn.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;u&gt;hello@elisandjohn.com&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;WE’RE ON THE SOCIALS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We have brand new accounts! Follow and subscribe..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://Instagram.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Instagram.com/elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://Facebook.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Facebook.com/elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tiktok.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;tiktok.com/@elisandjohn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;For all other info, head to &lt;a href="http://elisandjohn.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;elisandjohn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Elis and John just got Megatised. We repeat, Elis and John just got Megatised.

Emergency! Emergency! Elis and John just got Megatised. We repeat, Elis and John just got Megatised. PATREON VIBES IN THE AREAOur brand new Patreon channel will feature our flagship offering of The Adventures of Elis and John - a monthly visualised series too daring for TV that will feature excursions, activities and escapades from our favourite todgers. Subscribers will also get fully visualised podcast eps, behind-the-scenes action, first dibs on EJJR tour tickets and ad-free listening. Each tier offers the exact same content with our 'pay-what-you-can' scheme. To subscribe head to <a href="http://patreon.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/elisandjohn</a>. WE HAVE A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE CHANNELSubscribe at <a href="http://YouTube.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube.com/@elisandjohn</a> for twice-weekly episode highlights on our brand new YouTube channel! AS YOU WEREIf you like what you like, fear not! You can continue to listen to the podcast wherever you like, the Bureau de Change of the Mind remains exclusive to Sounds and we’ll still be on 5 Live every Friday afternoon. CONTACT THE SHOWOur brand new email address is <a href="mailto:hello@elisandjohn.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@elisandjohn.com</a>. WE’RE ON THE SOCIALSWe have brand new accounts! Follow and subscribe..<a href="http://Instagram.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram.com/elisandjohn</a><a href="http://Facebook.com/elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Facebook.com/elisandjohn</a><a href="http://tiktok.com/@elisandjohn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">tiktok.com/@elisandjohn</a> For all other info, head to <a href="http://elisandjohn.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">elisandjohn.com</a> The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production.<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

EMERGENCY: Elis and John Megatisation Alert! 

Join the UK's youngest and most relevant broadcasters Elis James and John Robins for your twice-weekly dose of big laughs and top quality #content. Hilarious, welcoming and unashamedly ashamed, let these two best friends keep you company every Tuesday and Friday.<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

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