<div>‘Twas a night filled with headlines, and all through the pod,<br>
Not a topic was skipped—not even David’s odd plod.<br>
Drones in the skies, with surveillance to show,<br>
And scandals aplenty that continue to grow.<br>
Trump’s lawsuits piled like stockings with care,<br>
While inaugural donations danced through the air.<br>
Inflation will be “slashed,” or so Trump has claimed,<br>
And RFK vowed, with no hint of delay,<br>
To make Big Pharma ads completely go away.<br>
So gather around for sharp wit and good cheer—<br>
It’s the wildest wrap-up, the last pod of the year!</div>