Welcome to Whip 'em out Wednesday, March 25, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, cutting through the noise and bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse.Here is what is making headlines today:LaGuardia Crash Update: Following the deadly Air Canada crash at LaGuardia Airport, the NTSB has revealed that an air traffic controller was doing the jobs of multiple people during the midnight shift. Additionally, the firetruck that was struck while responding to a separate emergency was not equipped with a transponder, which could have triggered a crash warning system.Geopolitical Chess: President Trump claims the U.S. is engaged in "very strong" negotiations to end the Iran war, though Iranian officials are calling reports of direct talks "fake news." Meanwhile, the U.S. is preparing to deploy thousands of troops from the 82nd Airborne Division to the Middle East, and Vice President J.D. Vance is being eyed to step in as a closer for the high-stakes ceasefire talks.D.C. & Aviation Drama: The TSA shutdown crisis continues to worsen. In response to the massive delays, Delta Airlines has suspended the perk allowing members of Congress to skip regular TSA lines. President Trump has also announced plans to deploy ICE agents to assist with airport security operations.Meta's Mixed Verdicts: A New Mexico jury has ordered Meta to pay a massive $375 million penalty for failing to protect minors and putting profits over safety, while a similar case in Los Angeles is currently deadlocked and facing a possible mistrial.The World of the Weird: A man in Florida sparked a massive emergency response, shutting down I-4 after driving around with what looked like a missile mounted in the bed of his truck (it was a plastic prop). In Texas, a family is dealing with a hole in their roof after a meteorite traveling 35,000 mph crashed into their living room. Plus, a Finnish circus performer broke a world record by pulling a 2,184-pound carriage using only his nipple piercings.The Main Story: The Cognitive Operating System (PKD, Signal, and JKD) Safety professionals are forced to live in the agonizing gap between the sterile corporate narrative and the brutal, kinetic reality of the physical floor. If you want to survive without losing your sanity, you need a new cognitive operating system with hard, unforgiving boundaries. We introduce a three-part protocol: Philip K. Dick (The Inquiry Space), where you destabilize false corporate certainty; The Signal (The Sense-Making Space), where you translate the systemic distortion into actionable meaning; and Jeet Kune Do (The Verification Space), where you strip away the useless bureaucratic garbage and physically verify your solutions. You cannot audit your way out of the simulation. Question the lie, make sense of the chaos, and then physically break the loop to protect the person standing next to you.Music Licensing Information: Artist Name: Assaf Spector Song Name: Never Look Back License #: 2142556030