Absolutely Not

On this episode, Heather welcomes the comedy queen herself, Chelsea Handler to the pod for the first time. This iconic duo chats about the state of the world, their travel luxuries, and their relationship with men these days. Chelsea takes on a caller from the Not-line. Check her out on tour or at her special taping in Jersey City. Episode Sponsors:Quince — Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Free shipping and 365-day returns, now available in Canada too. Code ABSOLUTELY.Cozy Earth — This season, head to cozyearth.com and find a CityScape set for yourself, or for the person on your list who'll actually wear it. And one quick thing after you order: you'll see a short survey asking how you heard about Cozy Earth. Let them know you heard it here on Absolutely Not.Pendulum — Right now podcast listeners can save up to 48% off their first order at pendulumlife.com/absolutely.Zales — Find your next favorite piece on Zales.com or at a Zales store near you.Ro Body — Go to Ro.co/Absolutelynot to see if you qualify. For side effects of GLP-1 medications, including Boxed Warning, go to Ro.co/Safety.Thrive Market — Join Thrive Market and get $30 off your first two orders plus a free gift when you use my link, thrivemarket.com/absolutely. Get stocked before Halloween. Mandatory: say the $5 a month membership and at least two proof points.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this throwback episode, we are bringing you the only good thing to come out of Covid– Heather finding out that Jennifer Lawrence is a huge fan of the pod. Heather and JLaw talk about her rise to fame, how she really felt about falling on the Oscar steps and her drive to get out the vote.Episode Sponsors:Hill House Home — Go to hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout for 15% off your first purchase of $150 or more.Nobl — Head to nobltravel.com for up to 67% off your entire order.Pendulum — Right now podcast listeners can save up to 48% off their first order at pendulumlife.com/absolutely.Thrive Market — Join Thrive Market and get $30 off your first two orders plus a free gift when you use my link, thrivemarket.com/absolutely. Get stocked before Halloween. Mandatory: say the $5 a month membership and at least two proof points.Primal Kitchen — Find Primal Kitchen at your local grocery store or on primalkitchen.com.Jones Road Beauty — For a limited time our listeners are getting a FREE full-sized Mascara on their first purchase when they use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Just head to Jonesroadbeauty.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather recaps her insane week in NYC doing press for her new Hulu special, By A Thread! She takes us through Watch What Happens Live, announcing her new tour and the unreal experience of Harry Styles at MSG. Voicemails from gals getting cold calls which leads to conspiracy theories about the aliens amongst us, getting drunk on Tiramisu as a kid, and fan from Baton Rouge that has been streaming the special all weekend. Episode Sponsors:Squarespace — Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you are ready to launch, use offer code ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Nutrafol — Nutrafol is offering our listeners $15 off their first month's subscription. Go to Nutrafol.com and use promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Prolon — For a limited time, Prolon is offering listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift. Just visit prolonlife.com/absolutely.Wayfair — Brand copy with no promo code or vanity URL in the doc; see column D.Primal Kitchen — Find Primal Kitchen at your local grocery store or on primalkitchen.com.Sofie Pavitt Face — Get 20% off your first purchase at sofiepavittface.com with code ABSOLUTELY.Quince — Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Free shipping and 365-day returns, now available in Canada too. Code ABSOLUTELY.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather talks about the pressure of getting the house decorated for Halloween. The neighbors are doing construction and she is sitting in a house with no dining table, so the anxiety is high. She takes on voicemails from gals with music suggestions and one that reminds you to google it yourself. Episode Sponsors:Quince — Find the fall pieces you will reach for most at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was Absolutely Not.Ro Body — Go to ro.co/absolutelynot to see if you qualify. Required legal: For side effects of GLP-1 medications, including Boxed Warning, go to ro.co/safety.Sofie Pavitt Face — Get 20% off your first purchase at sofiepavittface.com with code ABSOLUTELY.Bilt Rewards — Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely.Mint Mobile — To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/absolutely. Required disclaimer, read verbatim: $45 upfront payment required (equivalent to $15/mo.). New customers on first 3 month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees and restrictions apply.Thrive Market — Join Thrive Market today during their 25% off Bars, Snacks and Sips Sale, now through October 17th, plus get $30 off your first 2 orders and a free gift when you use my link.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this bonus episode, Heather is excited to share extra Absolutely Not’s that people from her Atlanta show wrote in. She tackles people's critiques about the new pod refresh and reminds everyone that she is not a crime junkie.Episode Sponsors:Hill House Home — Visit hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout.Cozy Earth — Head to cozyearth.com and let them know you heard about them on Absolutely Not.Naturium — Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to naturium.com/absolutely for 10% off your first purchase today.Thrive Market — Get $30 off your first two orders at thrivemarket.com/absolutely with promo code ABSOLUTELY. It offsets the annual membership cost.Zales — Find your next favorite piece at zales.com, or at a Zales store near you.HomeServe - Join the millions of customers who trust HomeServe. For 50% less your first year, go to HomeServe.com/absolutely. Savings compared to renewal price. Void in Florida. Goodwipes - Want a free pack of Goodwipes? Buy any two packs, text your receipt, and get reimbursed for one. Head to goodwipes.com/ABSOLUTELY.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.