https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2020/01/13/iowa-courts-david-ostrom-requests-trial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/

Man sets up cameras to catch ghost but instead finds girlfriend having sex with son

https://thecoverage.my/horror/man-sets-camera-catch-ghost-catches-son-sex-wife-instead/

Retired teacher fined for repeated shitting
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/public-pooper-wisconsin_n_5e0e4708e4b0843d360f96a5

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Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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The Lounge King - Ici la Femme (XXX Mix) Louise Vertigo

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/burger-king-bronx-free-whoppers-joker-stairs-tourists

Men arrested for trying to cash lottery ticket with glued on numbers

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/men-try-cash-lottery-ticket-with-glued-on-numbers/UI2TZTDJYFGQTGYVLVP2QBN5RM/

https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525#

Palm reader arrested for allegedly scamming a client out of $71,000 to banish a demon from her daughter

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/palm-reader-arrested-for-allegedly-scamming-a-client-out-of-dollar71000-to-banish-a-demon-from-her-daughter/ar-BBYAXvL?li=BBnbfcL

https://thesource.com/2019/11/29/snoop-dogg-lullaby-album/

https://funnynewsfix.com/funny-news/snoop-dogg-announces-lullaby-album-adapting-his-greatest-hits-for-babies/

This wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/this-wearable-vest-grows-a-self-sustaining-garden-watered-by-your-own-urine-1.5408768

Man dated cockroach called Lisa for a year and said she was 'hotter than any girl'
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-dated-cockroach-called-lisa-13928927 (old news)

Florida man exposes himself slaps his butt in front children during argument deputies say

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-exposes-himself-slaps-his-butt-in-front-of-children-during-argument-deputies-say

Dogs finds adult toy on her walk and wonder are horrified she won’t let go

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12286627&fbclid=IwAR0nPRspHHEBQb1Vw8ESWiNyRhl-6BBZU0o68B76gFJ6h0gVeBJuNsfMNQ8

https://funnysmack.com/memes/dog-finds-adult-toy-on-her-walk-and-owners-are-horrified-she-wont-let-go/

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/12/18/wrong-home-demolished-detroit-adamo-group/2685696001/

Hong Kong and mainland China gamers clash on GTA V

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50894769

Mail carrier sold crack from postal vehicle, Ohio police say

https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Mail-carrier-sold-crack-from-postal-vehicle-Ohio-police-say-566355271.html

TONS OF PENIS fish wash up on California beach
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/fat-innkeeper-worms-california-beach-scn-trnd/index.html
https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-of-10-inch-penis-fish-wash-up-on-californian-beach-11885598

Coach under fire taking high school soccer team hooter after loss

https://www.newsweek.com/coach-under-fire-taking-high-school-soccer-team-hooters-after-loss-1477165

Florida science teacher takes meth and cocaine before school, passes out at Burger King, wakes up in hospital and masturbates, cops say.

http://alugy.com/usa/florida-science-teacher-takes-meth-and-cocaine-before-school-passes-out-at-burger-king-wakes-up-in-hospital-and-masturbates-cops-say/

Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2019/12/16/area-of-a1a-shut-down-over-police-activity/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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We Wish you a Merry Christmas Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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First Call Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Deck the Halls B Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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