Jordan & Will
The saga ends with the eighth-grade play.
"Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked!" - Valerie Frizzle c. 1995
Jordan and Giorgio dive into their first year without Will :(
"Everyone else can go blow themselves because I'm bad as fuck." - Swiper the Fox c. 2000
Jordan and Will are reunited in sixth grade, but at what cost?
"How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two beers instead of one." - Meriwether Lewis c. 1788
Jordan and Will get split up in this grade. Will they survive?
"If you can buy it, you can sit on it." - St. Catherine of Siena c. 1380
We talk about school traditions as we continue our OLGC saga.
"Wake up every morning and tell yourself you're a badass bitch from hell and that nobody can fuck with you, and then don't let anyone fuck with you." - Aristotle c. 340 B.C.