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The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location.&lt;br /&gt;
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Danny's music: &lt;a href="https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com/"&gt;https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Eric's music:&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="https://www.epschwartz.com/"&gt;https://www.epschwartz.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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LISTEN The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:&nbsp; https://www.epschwartz.com

Episode 15: Just Me and the Bats

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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://archive.org/download/mctpepisode14withinherwalls/MCTP%20Episode%2014%20-%20Within%20Her%20Walls.mp3"&gt;LISTEN&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline.&amp;nbsp; #supervirgin&lt;br /&gt;
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Eric's music:&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="https://www.epschwartz.com/"&gt;https://www.epschwartz.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>

LISTEN Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline.&nbsp; #supervirgin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:&nbsp; https://www.epschwartz.com

Episode 14: Within Her Walls

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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://archive.org/download/mctpepisode13celestialorgasm/MCTP%20Episode%2013%20-%20Celestial%20Orgasm.mp3"&gt;LISTEN&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks.&amp;nbsp; #glitterbathbomb&lt;br /&gt;
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Danny's music: &lt;a href="https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com/"&gt;https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Eric's music:&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="https://www.epschwartz.com/"&gt;https://www.epschwartz.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>

LISTEN Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks.&nbsp; #glitterbathbomb Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:&nbsp; https://www.epschwartz.com

Episode 13: Celestial Orgasm

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&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://archive.org/download/mctpepisode12sloppydreams/MCTP%20Episode%2012%20-%20Sloppy%20Dreams.mp3"&gt;LISTEN&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Eric's music:&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="https://www.epschwartz.com/"&gt;https://www.epschwartz.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>

LISTEN Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:&nbsp; https://www.epschwartz.com

Episode 12: Sloppy Dreams

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LISTEN In this episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess. Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists?&nbsp; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:&nbsp; https://www.epschwartz.com

Episode 11: Kiss the Mirror

Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry.

My Crummy Teen Poetry

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