<p>You've heard your grandpa ramble on, now how about us? &nbsp;This week we relive some stories that are all over the spectrum. &nbsp;Garbage bouquets, bull librarians, and international assassins? &nbsp;Only one way to figure that all out... tune in! &nbsp;(The days grow long as we longingly await the appearance of Redbeard, we fear the seas may finally have taken their revenge on him....)</p>