<p>When you think of gassy moms, do you think of secret police sent into Portland by the President of the United States? You do now!</p> <p>We do a silly cover of a Primus song and have a new sponsor: marijuana.</p> <p>Also, are secret police coming to Chicago? Does the head of the FOP sound like a generic version of Papa Emiritus doing a generic version of an Italian accent? Maybe.</p>