Juan Cias has been a Mortician for 18 years and seen 4,000 dead bodies. We talk about embalming bodies, sewing limbs back together, sickening crime scenes, smell of decomposing bodies, beauty of death, "hot" corpses, Mike's grandma passing, & more.<br /><br /><b>Time Stamps:</b><br />0:56 - we live and we die<br />1:51 - how many dead bodies has Juan seen?<br />2:49 - the emotional story behind the people passing stays with you<br />5:42 - stories of seeing violently mangled bodies<br />6:59 - Juan got into funeral directing to see crazy things<br />8:21 - some police are scared to move dead bodies<br />9:36 - the most horrible crime scene with a homeless person<br />11:52 - what decomposing bodies smell like<br />13:02 - decomposing body vs farts<br />14:31 - the embalming process is tough<br />15:32 - sewing up process of the corpse<br />19:32 - the difference between coroners, embalmers, and morticians<br />21:20 - death gets people turned on<br />23:33 - how Juan got started in standup comedy<br />25:26 - Juan goes to therapy for seeing so many dead bodies<br />27:01 - death changes your outlook on life to not take things personally <br />28:32 - mike shares a moment he had when is grandma passed<br />30:19 - respecting the corpse & middle age isn’t accurate<br />34:48 - old people are scared of morticians<br />37:11 - seeing “hot” corpses<br />39:48 - rise in fentanyl = rise in death rate in younger population<br />41:32 - dating is hard as a mortician<br />46:58 - don’t end your life- you’re hurting those around you<br />50:27 - mike wrote down all the ways he could end himself & got lazy<br />52:28 - Juan believes he’ll be alone forever- but he has his friends
