Dead Ends

It’s the Hedwig episode! While we liked the music, we think the plot line fell a bit flat. We discuss how the episode only provides vague descriptions of the musical, the great drag costuming, and Betty and Archie being the center of the plot. We also talk about the reference heavy Lynch episode, Ethel once again being dragged through the mud, and getting to actually see Hiram be evil. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Episode 49 con...

Jughead lives! And we get to the bottom of all the Stone Wall mysteries. We untangle Bughead’s complicated plot to trick the preppies, when different people were brought in, Jonathon getting murdered, and the big misses with Donna’s character. We also cover Archie and Betty pretending to date, Forsythe’s reason for leaving, Mr Dupont’s murder, and Jughead’s incorrect definition of a locked-room mystery. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.c...

We have unfortunate news, Forsythe Pendleton Jones III has passed. Or has he? We talk about the big moment and the new Cold War between our protagonists and the preppies. We also discuss no holds barred Betty, Veronica being stuck in the same conflicts with her dad, Archie doing too much, and Mary’s questionable parenting decisions. We also cover Mean Girls, Anastasia and what type of actors we’d like to be. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tum...

We’re back with some pretty good episodes of Riverdale this week. We discuss the tickle videos, uncle frank being a mercenary, Veronica and Cheryl’s booming rum business, Archie getting trapped in an action movie, Jughead’s duel and everyone making Betty’s life extremely hard. We also discuss seventh heaven, game of thrones, and the cheetah girls. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Episode 46 content warnings: porn, bullying, emotiona...

Were a little tired this week but we did into why we’re not super excited about this weeks episodes. We discuss the Cooper family activation phrase, Archie and FP distributing street justice, Jughead facing reality and struggling with his dual life, Betty once again facing her dark side, Veronica becoming a rum entrepreneur, Cheryl setting fire to the past and wonder whether the Serpents are back. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Ep...