The Center Cut

Michael and Dave close out the fourth season of the podcast with the 4th annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. This one hits hard because...well...you'll just have to listen in. Relive some of your favorite memories from the 4th season of the show, and then just don't forget that all four years worth of content is still there for your consumption. You are incredible and we love you. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and good tidings to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram Send us an audio message! Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the forgotten Disney film Brother Bear. OG fan and fellow-ish podcaster Kaye joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Nothing ever dies, bear penises are bigger than human penises, and Tina Turner + Phill Collins are old now. For this and more facts, you should probably stop reading and start listening. Thank you for that, by the way. Unearthed Gems Podcast Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed mockumentary Abbott Elementary. The Reddit and Facebook admins in the Abbott community can fuck right off. After nearly 100 tv shows covered, we finally found one that can eat a bag of dicks. But that's okay, the show is still good! Michael loves Tariq and hates zoo breakups. Dave likes The Breakfast Club references and hates Ava. At least they agree on one thing--Gregory can get it. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Alright, alright, alright! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Dazed and Confused. Comedian and fellow podcaster John Montague of That Rules podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Their listeners keep getting younger and we just stay the same age. That's how that quote goes right? They wouldn't know; it was in the middle. The guys all get confused about the plot. Michael has some ideas in his head, Dave pays too close attention to the football coach's pants, and John lands joke after joke. The guys are doing what they do best--l-i-v-i-n. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! It's paused for the summer, but if we get enough patrons on board we'll start that sucker back up. Follow John Montague on Instagram, or check out his podcast That Rules Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third (and probably final) season of the futbol fan favorite Ted Lasso. Good show, but not its best season, at least judging by the ends. Michael wants to see the old coach's balls. Dave makes fun of Michael's out of favor language. And most importantly, they both let the poopay flow out and into your ears. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri