Everybody knows how much fun it is licking the top of a nine-volt battery.  Kids would line up after school and pass around a fresh Eveready to see who could hold out the longest.  My friend ShortStack always won since he would just swallow one whole and wash it down with some water for a good connection.  Game over.  Nobody ever messed with ShortStack after that.  Fast forward to the Hunter Laptop.  It's been passed around too for everybody to have a lick.  Shocking!  See what happens next!   Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.