<p>Paintball is not back. It could never be back, because it was banned. There's no way there's an underground paintball game going on at the school, because, and I can't stress this enough, it was banned.</p>
<p>Okay. Paintball happens, and the gang tries to figure out who stated it.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, we're talking about birthdays, IP addresses, and whether or not you need a VPN to protect yourself from robots. This episode is NOT sponsored by any VPNs! We burned that bridge.</p>
<p>Ben gets pretentious. Mike leans into balls.</p>