Small Tales with Jake Critcher

I'm back and I haven't run out of tales! Hear how I passed out in a southern Baptist church as well as how I gravely embarrassed myself playing Rock Band solo. Voiceless inquiries and tip can be accessed here: https://linktr.ee/Jakecritcher

It may be periwinkle, but it's metal af. I've got another pet peeve regarding masks, I struggle to understand a fashion trend, birds make me feel uncomfortable, and Shrek invades the Marvel movies.

Jake forgets he's wearing a mask in public... often. It leads to interesting situations. He also discovers ginormous road signs that may or may not be a waste of space. What this!? The big one this week is about rocket vomit! How appetizing! 

Special story submission made possible by Talers like you. Thank you. Joe tells a tale from our childhood involving phobias. Gasp! Hear the sibling tale and be amazed!

Conversations between significant others changes drastically from the first impression phase. DJ Ming Ming is in the house and no one can understand him.