<p>Deeply Upsetting 42: Chocolate Vein On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a> with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line!</p> <p>Remember to rate, review, and subscribe!</p> <p><a href="https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork">https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/strictly-hypothetical/">http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/</a></p> <p>For updates follow our social media:</p> <p>Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/StrictHypoGUI/">https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/</a></p> <p>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/StrictHypoGUI">https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting</a></p> <p>Send in your questions!</p> <p>Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI)</p> <p>E-Mail: <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a> (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line).</p> <p> _____________________________________________________________</p> <p><a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode">https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode</a></p> <p>Intro/Outro Music:</p> <p>Jason Farnham: Payday</p> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy">http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy</a></p> <p>Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0</p> <p><a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode">https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode</a></p> Transcript (Automated): The views and opinions expressed on deeply upsetting are those of the panelists and not those of the geeks<br /> 0:05<br /> under the influence network associated brands properties or businesses listener<br /> 0:10<br /> discretion is advised [Music]<br /> 0:25<br /> welcome back to minor upsets minor upsets! it's the off week for deeply upsetting where we deep dive into<br /> 0:31<br /> something that's upsetting us for the week but nothing that's too too horrible because the world is so bad this is<br /> 0:38<br /> gonna be pretty lightweight but we get upset easily so we're gonna get into it we recognize that the world is a burning<br /> 0:43<br /> swamp fire and we don't want to hit on anything that's actually that important right it's more of just the funny<br /> 0:50<br /> but also upsetting we upset you in different ways yeah you know we don't need to like<br /> 0:56<br /> tell you the [ __ ] news you see it you're there anywho i'm amy bogarde i'm mike the<br /> 1:01<br /> hobbit welcome back welcome all right let's get into it because i have a nice little story for us i am<br /> 1:07<br /> excited okay well don't be too excited because our story involves ted cruz no<br /> 1:13<br /> i know this is where we really need sound effects because we need an audience being like boo<br /> 1:19<br /> seriously or just like weird villain music did he get that much needed beard lift that<br /> 1:25<br /> he's been looking for so it doesn't look like it's pieces of cat fur that were just glued to his face<br /> 1:30<br /> nope still going rocking that sweet sweet look cool you know he and his wife haven't [ __ ] in<br /> 1:36<br /> like 20 years if that i mean maybe more okay so this article comes to us from<br /> 1:42<br /> the reputable news source that the only place i get my news queerty<br /> 1:49<br /> okay the headline is ted cruz is asked by a student if he would perform a sex act on<br /> 1:55<br /> another man i did i did catch footage of this moment and<br /> 2:01<br /> it's it's incredible it's it's so pretty good just and it's the delivery of this<br /> 2:07<br /> college student that like delivered that i think was a college student i didn't watch the clip i only read the article<br /> 2:12<br /> so well let me give you the yeah the back story on it so apparently ted cruz has a podcast which if you li