<p><em>originally published Dec 1, 2020</em></p> <p>Speak of the devil, and he shall appear! Just when you thought there couldn&#39;t possibly be a more terrifyingly twisted villain than the dreaded Joker, the masked madman known as Bane has arrived in Gotham to mesmerize us all with his confusing ideological gibberish. This guy is so damn nuts he makes the Joker look like freaking Scarecrow!</p> <p>Why does every single cop in Gotham go underground at the same time? Why does Talia al Ghul wait so long to blow up the city? Who the hell is Bane anyway and what exactly is his whole deal?! You will NOT find the answers to any of these burning questions here or anywhere else. But at least we tried!</p> <p>Our badass BATMAN BEGONE theme song is performed by INTELLECTUAL DARK WAVE, the #1 commie synthpop artist in the nation. You can find him on:</p> <p>Bandcamp- <a href="https://intellectualdarkwave.bandcamp.com/">https://intellectualdarkwave.bandcamp.com</a></p> <p>Soundcloud- <a href="https://soundcloud.com/intellectualdarkwave">https://soundcloud.com/intellectualdarkwave</a></p> <p>YouTube- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/intellectualdarkwave">https://www.youtube.com/intellectualdarkwave</a></p> <p>Twitter- <a href="https://twitter.com/IntellectualDa8">https://twitter.com/IntellectualDa8</a></p>