Shut Up Cincinnati

Hola peckerheads! Join the fellas for another life affirming podcast.  Jason is wearing sunglasses in case he gets aids.  Chris tries to trick a guy into touching his peter in a Target bathroom.  Have you ever used grounded toenails as salt and pepper?  Is Rick Flair or Uncle Joey the next person off Jason's death list to die?  Are you afraid to go into the city of Cincinnati after the Russian fella got jumped?  How many butts do you have to sniff in order to be known as a serial butt sniffer?  Why are liberal idiots mad at Sidney Sweeney about a jean commercial?  We get to the bottom of these questions and all the other questions that have ever been asked.  Join in or we will paint your cat!

Hey there peckerheads!  The fellas are here once again to bless your day with fulfillment that only they can provide.   Chris can't figure out how dishwashers work.  Jason puts on the tin foil hat and breaks down the Jeffery Epstein saga.  Chris gives Ozzy his props.  Jason is too badass for kidney stones.  How much does poop covered panties go for?  Who is Cowboy Cody and why is he throwing raccoons at people?  Are the Bengals screwed without their defensive ends?  When did Oreo's start screwing all of us over?  Can a Brazilian Butt Lift result in permanent stank ass due to rotting fat? We answer all those questions and basically fix everything wrong with the world.  Join in or I'll hire a creep to finger your loose aunt! This episode sponsored by Rocket Stick Injected Pre-Roll - Watermelon Gummy Bears - THC: 40.77%

Hello peckerheads!  Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row.  Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas.  Chris wonders if we're all incest babies.  How much time does Diddy do?  How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out?  Is the Punisher being requested by every cuck in the world?  Does anyone know what is going to actually happen after this Big Beautiful Bill or is everyone just talking out of their ass?  Why didn't butteater eat butt?  Who is Angry Jeff and why is he an awful person?  Is Chris officially looking elderly?  Jason tries to convince Chris to be a dirty commie and vote to cap wages at 200 million a year.  We talk about other stuff too but it's hot as hell in this garage so I'm going to quit typing.  Just listen or we will talk dirty to your gerbil.  

Hello peckerheads!  There's a heatwave in Cincinnati and there's no air condition in the studio but the fellas risked their lives to record another masterpiece of artistic nothingness.  Would you buy redbull for your kids?  How big of a loser is the dork that got mad when Jamarr Chase wouldn't sign an autograph for him?  We enjoyed the NBA finals but did anyone else?  Would you bang a dying man's wife by his request but with the knowledge that it's going to make the nearly dead fella super sad?   Are the Reds about to have the best starting 5 in baseball in the next year?  Do you like a president that says the f word?  Who is leaving ducks for Chris?  Does Obama have aids?  Well, we didn't talk about the last one but join us for the rest of it!

Hello tubby turds!  Join the guys this week for the most important podcast since the last podcast that they did.  Chris tells us why he hates California this week while Jason defends Pablo at Home Depot but both agree that if you're waiving a Mexican flag above burning cars then you should get you deported.   Should the Bengals have waived Germaine Pratt?  Why did Chris leave a "date" right after getting squirted on?  Jason watches a tweaker attack a couple of hippies at a park by UC.  Chris gets yelled at by a girl with special needs, meanwhile Jason is a hero for supporting them.  Elon and Trump don't like each other, Kash Patel stays in his lane instead of doing his job, andTrey Hendrickson isn't voluntarily working out for the Bengals.  The guys get to the bottom of all of this and end world hunger in the process.  There is nothing these losers can't figure out.  Join!