Seven Minutes In Evan

I sat down with comedian Dean Stanfield and we went deep into Texas culture, what it actually means to be a “real Texan,” relationships that make no sense, and why dating as a comedian is basically a full-time psychological experiment. Dean gets real about trying to become a better partner, why musicians are his weakness, and the chaos of balancing comedy, love, and life.We also get into wild stories—from bull riding arenas in backyards to one of the most unexpectedly emotional dog stories you’ll hear on a comedy podcast. It’s funny, it’s unfiltered, and it somehow turns into a full-on plan to build Dean his own dating show.If you like stand-up storytelling, real conversations, and slightly unhinged Austin comedy energy… this one’s for you.Come see a show in Austin or follow for more chaos.#AustinComedy #FunnyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Getting roasted for not knowing the Beatles turns into a full spiral about Disney adults, influencer fights, OnlyFans economics, and… furries saving the world.This episode goes everywhere—in the best way. We start with getting called out by listeners (fair), drift into Disneyland chaos and grown men obsessed with Lilo & Stitch, then somehow land in the weird world of influencer boxing and whether Mike Tyson might accidentally kill someone on a “friendly” card.From there it gets real: OnlyFans deals, how social media can quietly tank your reach, and why the internet is basically one long Black Mirror episode. Then we close it out debating whether becoming a reindeer furry during the holidays might actually fix society.If you like stand-up storytelling, chaotic conversations, and real takes from an Austin comedian trying to make sense of the internet… this one’s for you.Follow for more chaos. Come see a show in Austin. Rate the pod unless you’re a hater.#AustinComedy #FunnyPodcast #StandUpComedy

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I went to my first HOA meeting… and I think I time-traveled to 1400.This week on Seven Minutes in Evan, I officially entered my mid-30s villain arc: caring about my community, arguing about fences, and almost getting nominated as HOA president against my will. We audit missing HOA money, cosplay medieval peasants, and somehow end up on Shark Week with Michael Phelps racing a CGI shark for custody of his kids.

This week on Seven Minutes in Evan, I spiral through the world of biohacking, longevity influencers, heavy metals, salmon conspiracies, plastic islands, and why every health podcast sounds like it was recorded in the back of a supplement warehouse.