I want to make a show for the Fringe Festival<br />With live theatre, but quite comedic<br />It will involve hand puppets<br />and some animatronics<br />It's also about sustainability<br />but not too woke<br /><br />I want to make a show for the Fringe Festival<br />about electronic circuits<br />with contemporary dance.<br />There'll be some cool video projections<br />and an explosive door prize<br />entry is just 5 bucks<br /><br />I want to make this show for the Fringe Festival<br />with maybe, a bit of magic and a few surprises<br />Instead of a rabbit coming out of a hat,<br />it's a koala!<br />And the audience sits in the trees<br />while the performers build a fire <br /> <br />But I want to make this show for the Fringe Festival<br />with a live band<br />and a sword-swallowing amputee<br />Picture belly dancers with reptiles<br />while members of the audience<br />recite anonymous stories<br />of disastrous first dates<br /><br />Then, I want to make this show for the Fringe Festival<br />A kind of, burlesque science fiction<br />Dinner will be served on vinyl records<br />And there’s an upside-down DJ<br />and a children’s choir<br />live streamed, of course<br /> <br />But I really want to make this show for the Fringe Festival<br />with a naked lady covered in glitter,<br />who makes love to a transgender sex worker,<br />on James St,<br />in a box made of mirrors.