This episode is greatly inspired by this - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZ48AE3TOI" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZ48AE3TOI</a><br /><br />Paraphrasing Yngwie Malmsteen…<br /><br />You tell me something<br />that you perceive to be true<br />in good faith<br />for it is obvious to you<br />that I don't know<br />"Less" you say, "is more"<br /><br />But how can less be more?<br />What form<br />of alien math<br />do you practice<br />to make this calculation?<br /><br />For it makes no sense.<br />Only more is more, you fool<br />and one plus that<br />must always be<br />one more.<br /><br />If less was more<br />A farmer might plant less seed<br />and grow more crops next season<br />or perhaps the heat of the fire <br />would be less<br />by adding more coals<br /><br />So less can never be more<br />Unless by less<br />you mean to add<br />another special ingredient<br />which was not there before<br />In which case,<br />it's still more.<br /><br />If less was more<br />A fisherman<br />might put less bait on a hook,<br />and expect to catch more fish<br />or maybe then he could just<br />throw away the fishing line altogether<br />and catch more fish <br />with his bare hands.<br />Then again, why even have hands?<br />He'll catch more fish if you chop his hands off.<br />But why then keep his arms? and so on.<br />So you see, eventually you are left<br />without even a person!<br /><br />This philosophy<br />can only lead to nothing<br />And we all know, of course<br />that there is something,<br />even if we're unsure<br />of exactly what that is.<br /><br />So less, can never be more<br />Only more is more<br />How can less by fucking more? you idiots.
