The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

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GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC
DEC 12, 2025
GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC

The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay?

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RYAN ON TOUR:

Fort Worth -Dec 12

Dallas - Dec 13

Houston - Jan 15

Austin - Jan 16/17

Ottawa Jan 30th

Toronto - January 31

San Francisco - Feb 26

Sacramento - Feb 27/28

Nashville - May 8/9

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Chapters:

00:00 - Stinky farts

00:43 - Intro

1:06 - Meeting of the Ryans

04:06 - DATES - go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!

05:05 - Golden Globes for podcasting awards go to some safe bets

17:50 - Streamer awards

18:50 - EU has more free speech than US claims tech comissioner

21:50 - Cinnabon n-word lady

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39:22 - Pantones so white

40:19 - Bonnie Blue

42:35 - Weaponized whiteness

48:14 - Trump sycophants

52:23 - MAGA is gay / Tim Pool shootout

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1:10:30 - Diddy doc

1:23:30 - World cup gay pride event for Iran & Egypt

1:26:21 - Riz God catches a charge

1:28:59 - The hot male chefs of instagram are oddly healing

1:33:19 - Revisiting Wiz: the Tinder for Kids

1:37:38 - Wrap up

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98 MIN
A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll
DEC 5, 2025
A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll

World's Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia

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Upcoming Shows: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 11-13 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com

Ryan @ryanlongcomedy

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Chapters:

00:00 - She's a man, baby!

00:48 - Intro

01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man

07:31 - Louie

11:14 - Chyna's playboy

13:11 - Ellen is moving back

15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now

20:35 - Antisemite of the Year

25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election

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32:17 - Teachers burning money

41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher

48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female

50:07 - Problematic Gym content

53:51 - Virtual pegging

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1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips

1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed

1:11:36 - MK Ultra

1:15:24 - Con artists

1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show)

1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie

1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller

1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty??

1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego

1:33:36 - Mystery clip

1:34:35 - Wrap up

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94 MIN
Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's
NOV 28, 2025
Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's

Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast

RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles

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Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com

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RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com

ryanlongcomedy.com

SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:

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http://ryanlongcomedy.com

Ryan @ryanlongcomedy

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Chapters:

00:00 - Men don't listen

01:02 - Intro

01:29 - Thanksgiving fights

05:28 - Kids are more religious?

10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now

18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again?

20:56 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets!

21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave

29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF

37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED!

44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com

47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift!

49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life

52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts

1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage

1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems

1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients

1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now

1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack

1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes

1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime

1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates

1:43:13 - Maury's Law

1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up

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111 MIN
Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List
NOV 21, 2025
Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List

Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird book list.

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RYAN ON TOUR:

Houston - Jan 15

Austin - Jan 16/17

San Francisco - Feb 26

Sacramento - Feb 27/28

Nashville - May 8/9

ryanlongcomedy.com

SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:

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http://ryanlongcomedy.com

Ryan @ryanlongcomedy

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Chapters:

00:00 - You are not your algorithm

00:51 - Intro

01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP

10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans

19:53 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets!

20:35 - Bill Ackman's dating tips

23:42 - Mystery

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30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year

31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation

42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones

44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer

51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page

55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas

59:10 - Ghislane's house

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1:05:01 - Micropenis

1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba?

1:20:12 - Epstein's book list

1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts

1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry

1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes

1:49:00 - Wrap up

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109 MIN
America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger
NOV 14, 2025
America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger

Stand up Comedian Kurt Metzger joins the boys to discuss Jimmy Kimmel, Immigration requirements banning fat people, and dating like a lesbian in NYC.

SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST

SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!

Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase

True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift

Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off.

Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit.

RYAN ON TOUR:

Fort Worth - Dec 12

Dallas - Dec 13

Houston - Jan 15

Austin - Jan 16/17

San Francisco - Feb 26

Sacramento - Feb 27/28

Nashville - May 8/9

ryanlongcomedy.com

SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:

https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast

http://ryanlongcomedy.com

Ryan @ryanlongcomedy

To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected]

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133 MIN