The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Paris is burning! Moroccan refugees are pretending to be gay for asylum, and what on God's green Earth is a "fart retreat?" SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get up to 42% off Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $25 when you trade $25. Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Ryan Upcoming Shows: Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London - Jan 21 Dublin - Jan 23 Manchester - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - French protestors 07:25 - Demands 10:25 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 10:53 - Heads are gonna roll 25:02 - Men need to do household chores for feminism 26:44 - Danny likes gay Paris 29:46 - AD - Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get up to 42% off 31:23 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 32:33 - Stuff that burnt down in France 38:32 - Megachurch pastor laying pipe 43:24 - The Tates 44:58 - Broke women love to travel 47:17 - Conspiracies re: protests 54:11 - Moroccans seek asylum by pretending to be gay? 57:34 - Peptides make you straight? 59:10 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $25 when you trade $25. 1:00:26 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:02:44 - Vivek's crazy ad 1:08:48 - Apu is BACK and in related news they're still making The Simpsons 1:10:19 - Trump is an ass man 1:15:35 - Fart retreat 1:26:01 - Woman praised online for aborting male fetus

Shane Gillis gets in hot water at SNL again, women lose their minds online, and grinding on biceps is a thing. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get 42% off Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co and use code THEBOYS to get 20% off your first order Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Ryan Upcoming Shows: Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London - Jan 21 Dublin - Jan 23 Manchester - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Gym Clothes 01:46 - Joey Swole had a heart attack 06:20 - Shane SNL 11:00 - Ryan goes to Austin the wrong week 14:22 - Schitts creek guy would like a word with Mr. Gillis 19:30 - Comedy "experts" weigh in 20:55 - Nope guy 24:59 - Ladies are losing their minds online 33:10 - AD - Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get 42% off 34:39 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 35:49 - Cancel culture 2.0 & #methree 39:46 - Danny's Patreon strike 45:32 - Women think calling men insecure is their achilles heel 46:30 - Tik Tok witch's curse BACKFIRES 54:58 - Justin Trudeau's wacky cabinet meetings 56:36 - LA influencer stood up on date?! 1:00:16 - AD - Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co and use code THEBOYS to get 20% off your first order 1:01:49 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:03:42 - STDiarrhea 1:05:36 - Livestreamed execution 1:11:16 - Wino politician 1:14:17 - Kelly Clarkson goes ham 1:17:57 - Guy really thought his male friends wanted to hear about him getting pegged 1:32:56 - Grinding on biceps is not a thing regardless of how hard VICE tries to convince you

The Cornell boys are up to no good, a classic case of asian wheres waldo, and Hockey Night in Canada replaced by Cricket SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20. Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Mudflap - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Ryan Upcoming Shows: Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London - Jan 21 Dublin - Jan 23 Manchester - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Props to us 00:14 - Intro 00:37 - Botched 06:48 - Danny in his brat era 08:07 - Cornell 7 member trying to pull uno reverse card 30:49 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20. 32:36 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 34:24 - Cornell 38:31 - Other people getting cancelled 42:45 - Portland trailblazers 46:16 - Andrew tate 50:01 - Gender wars 51:15 - Sebastian Maniscalco 1:02:40 - AD - Mudflap - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit 1:04:19 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 1:06:34 - Kimmel 1:08:50 - LA 1:10:05 - Guy sees Jesus after NDE and says he's an absolute gigachad 1:15:25 - Hockey night in Canada replaced with cricket 1:15:53 - Dates 1:21:14 - France 1:24:35 - Fake hijacking 1:27:16 - Tech overlords are also r*t*rd*d

Small but important win for female executioners, NYT goes against the grain saying you may not need to cut ties from your parents for voting for the wrong guy, and Goggins loves hard men SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Ryan Upcoming Shows: Irvine - Oct 2 Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London - Jan 21 Dublin - Jan 23 Manchester - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Goggins loves hard men 00:30 - Intro 00:54 - What's the gayest height? 05:18 - Chaos at Ryan & Danny's alma mater Guelph 10:02 - Theory: Age is equal to the elapsed minutes into a bad movie 12:55 - All female execution team 19:42 - 60 days notice for leaving a cause 26:04 - The biggest wimps are the biggest revolutionaries 28:40 - AD - Mars Men - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 30:50 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:29 - Cutting off your parents isn't the answer 36:50 - Scott Galloway 43:06 - Strong woman content 45:35 - Stay at home Dads have a sweet gig 57:30 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 59:19 - AD - FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:01:04 - Obama says if women ran the world there would be no wars 1:07:28 - Dating 1:13:37 - Peeing antidepressants into the water supply is making fish insane & toxic 1:22:20 - Having bare nails is white supremacy 1:24:09 - AI restaurant reservations 1:34:17 - Lesbian bar revisited

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and Ed Sheeran is forced to apologize for pooping his pants. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit Ryan Upcoming Shows: Los Angeles - Oct 1 Irvine - Oct 2 Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London - Jan 21 Dublin - Jan 23 Manchester - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Welcome in New Studio! 01:09 - Intro 01:32 - Lesbian bar makes masking optional for one day of the week, all hell breaks loose 26:27 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 26:46 - Audio of complaints 42:37 - Anti-gay white reggae guy 48:39 - AD - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit 50:24 - Lauren Boebert calling people gay 53:22 - Daily Wire movie 54:57 - Seattle passes law making poly people a protected class 1:02:15 - Ed Sheeran 1:05:50 - Bilzerian Fuentes and Sneako calling eachother jewish 1:08:50 - Sheeran's apology 1:12:24 - Robert Kraft's antisemitism panopticon 1:14:53 - Black feminist mom sends her child to the worst school imaginable to prove some sort of point 1:23:38 - Poop apology 1:30:46 - Huffpo's take