The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

Recent Episodes

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires
DEC 19, 2025
The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires
White millennial dudes labeled "The Lost Generation," Trump's insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US Citizen offspring. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bub's Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at https://bubsnaturals.com SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https://superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. AG1 - Head to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast you'll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you'll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 http://ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan conned into attending Jewish event 06:52 - Inside the Bondi terrorist's palatial home 10:14 - Mr. Bean has a new movie 10:52 - The Grinch who stole b*tches 17:40 - Mark Levin calls Trump the first Jewish president 19:42 - Mohammad becomes most popular boy's name in Ontario 20:24 - Women's tears lower men's testosterone 22:03 - RIP Rob Reiner 25:59 - Conan O'brien's birthday party 27:26 - Rob Reiner's filmography 34:35 - AD - Bub's Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at https://bubsnaturals.com 36:40 - AD - SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https://superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. 38:43 - Trump press conference 41:06 - Gonna be a weird Christmas / Candace Owens 46:45 - Brigitte Macron's got some balls 49:51 - Pierce Morgan grilled over Nick Fuentes interview 54:04 - Tucker's pouch party 58:27 - Oscars going to Youtube 59:44 - AD - AG1 - Head to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast you'll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you'll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:01:43 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:03:38 - White Millennial men labeled "the Lost Generation" 1:17:16 - Cops have lowered the standards for entry 1:19:50 - Chinese billionaires IVF immigration loophole 1:34:17 - Toronto man exposing himself to nurses with fake medical issues 1:36:29 - Disability Tinder 1:39:26 - Wrap up
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99 MIN
GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC
DEC 12, 2025
GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC
The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first meal plus free breakfast for 1 year RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 http://ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Stinky farts 00:43 - Intro 1:06 - Meeting of the Ryans 04:06 - DATES - go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 05:05 - Golden Globes for podcasting awards go to some safe bets 17:50 - Streamer awards 18:50 - EU has more free speech than US claims tech comissioner 21:50 - Cinnabon n-word lady 36:18 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! 37:52 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift 39:22 - Pantones so white 40:19 - Bonnie Blue 42:35 - Weaponized whiteness 48:14 - Trump sycophants 52:23 - MAGA is gay / Tim Pool shootout 1:06:39 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:08:44 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first meal plus free breakfast for 1 year 1:10:30 - Diddy doc 1:23:30 - World cup gay pride event for Iran & Egypt 1:26:21 - Riz God catches a charge 1:28:59 - The hot male chefs of instagram are oddly healing 1:33:19 - Revisiting Wiz: the Tinder for Kids 1:37:38 - Wrap up
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98 MIN
A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll
DEC 5, 2025
A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll
World's Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia Bonus Episode Every Week: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Upcoming Shows: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 11-13 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - She's a man, baby! 00:48 - Intro 01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man 07:31 - Louie 11:14 - Chyna's playboy 13:11 - Ellen is moving back 15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now 20:35 - Antisemite of the Year 25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election 29:18 - AD - Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase 30:35 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:17 - Teachers burning money 41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher 48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female 50:07 - Problematic Gym content 53:51 - Virtual pegging 1:03:58 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:55 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips 1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed 1:11:36 - MK Ultra 1:15:24 - Con artists 1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show) 1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie 1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller 1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty?? 1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego 1:33:36 - Mystery clip 1:34:35 - Wrap up
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94 MIN
Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's
NOV 28, 2025
Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's
Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Men don't listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at https://mengotomars.com 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury's Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up
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111 MIN
Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List
NOV 21, 2025
Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List
Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman's dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to https://bruntworkwear.com and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane's house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein's book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up
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109 MIN