<p>Comedian and actor <a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamdsprings/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Daphnique Springs</a> (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZd-3UpMadA&amp;t=6s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Single Female</a> YouTube special, <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unapologetically-daphnique/id1738809371" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Unapologetically Daphne</a> podcast) and comedian and actor <a href="https://www.instagram.com/braunger/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Matt Braunger</a> (Black-ish, Agent Carter, comedy special <a href="https://music.apple.com/us/album/doug/1740430104" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Doug</a>) join Jameela for an episode that begins with a theory about serial killers and ends in total, beautiful chaos.</p><br><p>Matt's Big Wrong Turn takes us to a wedding he absolutely should not have attended -- the wedding of a woman he was having an on-again off-again affair with. What follows is a masterclass in how not to be inconspicuous, featuring a one-man karaoke show on a table with the bride's aunt, shots at the bar with the woman who just said her vows, and a solo retreat to a closet to contemplate his life choices. The twist at the end makes it all worth it.</p><br><p>Daphnique's Big Wrong Turn begins as a love story: a wealthy dentist, gifts from Versace, vacations, family introductions, and what looked very much like the soft life within reach. It ends at a Beverly Hills boutique counter, where a sales associate mistakes her for someone else entirely, and the whole architecture of the relationship collapses in an instant.</p><br><p>Along the way, Jameela recounts getting hit by a car, breaking her back, doing star jumps out of sheer adrenaline, and not mentioning it to anyone before having to spend a year and a half in bed. She also shares the story of turning down a marriage proposal by email, citing concerns of a deeply anatomical nature.</p><br><p>Misery Loves Company this week comes courtesy of a couple in China who attempted a TikTok trend involving a fist and a mouth and ended up in hospital. Don't try everything you see on TikTok, kids.</p><br><p>Find Daphnique Springs at <a href="https://iamdsprings.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>iamdsprings.com</strong></a> and Matt Braunger at <a href="https://www.mattbraunger.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>mattbraunger.com</strong></a> - they're both touring regularly so catch them live!</p><p>Jameela's Substack is <a href="https://jameelajamil.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">A Low Desire To Please</a>, you can also find her on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamil/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@jameelajamil?lang=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a> and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@jameelajamil" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><p>Our consulting producer is <a href="https://www.colinanderson.info/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Colin Anderson</a>.</p><p>Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>