<p>Scandalous! Sexy! Hilarious! We could go on about all of our favorite things about Eliza Haywood's classic novela, <em>Fantomina </em>but we do enough of that in this episode. Our raucous energy is strong in this one, Dear Readers. Haywood would be proud. This episode of PhDrunk is brought to you by multiple secret identities, religious houses of questionable repute, and Opera boxes. </p>
