<p><strong>Hey, did you want an episode-by-episode breakdown of NBC’s 2015 miniseries “The Slap”? No? Neither did Delia and Cori, but here we are. Sam did quite a bit of damage to herself in this one, and, as a bonus, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Thanksgiving.</strong></p> <p><strong>Featuring: Much Like Bolbi, Happy 10th Anniversary to Megamind, Sam’s Eternal Gossip Girl Update, “I Just Kinda Had to Know,” Deep in the Slap Lore, Four Bleeps, Penn Badgley As A Spector, Another Hour Wasted, At Least Two Shots of A Toilet, and a Bunch of Shitty Jazz.</strong></p> <p><strong>Content Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Child/Spousal Abuse.</strong></p>