After Bongi questioned my "why are people gay?" question in my trailor, rather than asking 'why are people straight?' It struck my crowleyosity and I went on a journey to find expert answers. I became straight in the interim, didn't shower for a week and did some self introspection. I also found a list of things straight men can't or shouldn't be doing because it'll make us gay. Listen and you'll soon find a whole host of theories to choose from.