Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

<p>Welcome new subscribers AND seasoned ones!</p><p>It is our monthly FLAGSHIP podcast known as STAY F. HOMEKINS, where <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/profile/21587985-paul-f-tompkins">Paul F Tompkins</a> and me get into unplanned, sometimes tender sometimes silly but always REAL TALK STYLE meandering ‘after-dinner’ conversation. A peek into the MINDS of a married couple in Hollywood trying to make sense of this brokedown fever dream of a life. Can creativity be preserved? Will Janie win the Power Ball (spoiler: NO! No one did!), will Paul ever tour by bus again, and together will they both end up in different bunk beds at the same time in different places in the future!? </p><p><p>Be your own Santa and level up here!</p></p><p>Take a listen - hey, it don’t cost nuthin’ because it is FREEEEEEE. We offer the bonus stuff the rest of the time, so saddle up and COMMUNE. Weigh in below in the comments and AS ALWAYS:</p><p>Stay safe, stay SANE and stay STRONG!</p><p>Love a dub dub,</p><p>Janie & PFT</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p>Ok, I won’t write about this in third person, like that headline, so as not to confuse anyone! It’s us! Janie & Paul. And we’re here to let you know we will be once again watching the latest season of SOUTHERN CHARM on Peacock to record our bonus podcast episodes for maximum enjoyment. </p><p><p>Subscribe to please go on the season 11 Southern Charm journey with us. </p></p><p>Do you need to watch the show to listen along? No! Many of our bonus listeners DO NOT watch it but still mainline the pod eps for an extra dose of absurdity!</p><p>Our first episode is landing here in front of the paywall, just to let you know we are BACK, BABY! Let the Damp Trash Games BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>Hugs,</p><p>Janie & PFT</p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p>Hi fam!</p><p>In this November FREE podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS, listen to Janie & Paul (that’s us!) discuss the latest email release in the Epstein scandal, whether we are living in an alternate reality or realities with aliens and whether or not we would DIE for Paddington (spoiler alert: I would jump in front of a godd*mn grenade for Lord Paddington!)</p><p>In addition, we have decided to (once again!) recap and react to the new season son SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo (for some reason) which starts SOOOOON. </p><p><p>Upgrade here if you would like to listen to our bonus pod episodes discussing SOUTHERN CHARM!</p></p><p>We appreciate you listening to our lonely, little indie podcast! We are so happy to be in communion with you through our conversations! It feels a little less lonely to have this space, so thank you. </p><p>Happy November!</p><p>xo, Janie & Paul</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p>Hiya folks!</p><p>Welcome to the Spooky Season Month of STAY F. HOMEKINS WATCH-A-LONGS! And this one is another FREEBIE!!</p><p>It’s a scary movie about LATE STAGE CAPITALISM!!!! And you know what?I think we need more of these. SOME PEOPLE COULD USE THE EDUCATION. So find this John Carpenter gem and sync up <em>our</em> audio here alongside it to immerse yourself in the WORLD of a society where THEY live. Ugh, I mean, we already are living it, amiright?</p><p>This little puppy is dropping FREE in your feed this week. But don’t forget to upgrade for our other watch-alongs! We appreciate your support of our community here, whether it is to listen to STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast or keep up with all of the goings ons and bonus HOMEKINS content, we wouldn’t be here without YOU. So, YOU live. Let’s ALL live. And enjoy THEY LIVE. </p><p>😎😎😎😎😎,</p><p>Janie & PFT</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe</a>

<p>Hey Everyone!</p><p>Please enjoy this month’s FREE after-dinner conversation with US, Janie & Paul, your comedy couple co-hosts. </p><p>In this episode Janie wonders if Tilly Norwood will reboot every Eddie Murphy character, Paul gets invited to Riyadh after our bathroom break (not really!), and together the duo does the math on Fonzie’s existence through American authoritarianism. </p><p>Does anyone have a blu-ray copy of a particular 1994 film that captures our imagination? Let us know in the comments!</p><p>Because physical media is in danger,</p><p>Janie & PFT </p><p><p>Below is where you can upgrade to get all of our bonus episodes! Scary movie watch-along is HAPPENING!!! BOO!</p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe</a>