The Socially Distant Sports Bar

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie? Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie? 📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on X Mike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on Facebook Steff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on Netflix Elis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club 🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus content Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Gift memberships 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie? Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie? 📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on X Mike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on Facebook Steff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on Netflix Elis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club 🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus content Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Gift memberships 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “211: Café Owners Are Sexy ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun? Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The Arian Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store 📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram 💡 Want Even More? 🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The Arian Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store 📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram 💡 Want Even More? 🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.